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Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
1. Why do nice guys finish last?

Answer: Because most men who use such a pathetic adjective to describe themselves are usually sniveling cry babies who blame the rest of the world for their problems instead of looking at themselves.

2. Why don't women respond to flowers and messages.

Answer: I received a message today...Hello sweetheart blah, blah, love and maariage, blah blah, want to hear from you sweetheart, blah blah, we could make each other so happy babe.

My reply... I don't like someone I don't know trying to romance me, nor do I like being called sweetie or babe or someone claiming to have read my profile when they haven't, looks like we're not a match.

His reply... Great to hear from you, now we can really start to get to know each other babe!

My reply... You obviously have not read my response or my profile, I suggest you move on.

His response... Great, so tell me about yourself, are you single, have kids, how many? Blah, blah blah

My response... FU+C OFF

His response... Sorry I didn't read..

Get the idea?????frustrated

3. Why are there no good women left?

Answer: We all used to be good women...but you drove us friggin' crazy.

Now...those seem to be the 3 most frequently asked questions...but if you have any other questions I'll be happy to answee them to the best of my ability...be carefull what you ask, you may not like the answer. cool
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Mar 4, 2010 1:06 PM CST All your questions answered...
woohoo128
woohoo128woohoo128staring at the moon somewhere, Essex, England UK80 Threads 3 Polls 5,081 Posts
jbibiza: 1. Why do nice guys finish last?

Answer: Because most men who use such a pathetic adjective to describe themselves are usually sniveling cry babies who blame the rest of the world for their problems instead of looking at themselves.

2. Why don't women respond to flowers and messages.

Answer: I received a message today...Hello sweetheart blah, blah, love and maariage, blah blah, want to hear from you sweetheart, blah blah, we could make each other so happy babe.

My reply... I don't like someone I don't know trying to romance me, nor do I like being called sweetie or babe or someone claiming to have read my profile when they haven't, looks like we're not a match.

His reply... Great to hear from you, now we can really start to get to know each other babe!

My reply... You obviously have not read my response or my profile, I suggest you move on.

His response... Great, so tell me about yourself, are you single, have kids, how many? Blah, blah blah

My response... FU+C OFF

His response... Sorry I didn't read..

Get the idea?????

3. Why are there no good women left?

Answer: We all used to be good women...but you drove us friggin' crazy.

Now...those seem to be the 3 most frequently asked questions...but if you have any other questions I'll be happy to answee them to the best of my ability...be carefull what you ask, you may not like the answer.






i just have one question grin Will Cadburys ever bring the fuse bar back uh oh
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Mar 4, 2010 1:15 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
woohoo128: i just have one question Will Cadburys ever bring the fuse bar back


No, and your longing for thkngs in the past shows that you're not living in the present... Find a new candybar FFS!

Next....laugh
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Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM CST All your questions answered...
Kalimera
KalimeraKalimeraDublin, Ireland6 Threads 1,708 Posts
jbibiza: 1. Why do nice guys finish last?

Answer: Because most men who use such a pathetic adjective to describe themselves are usually sniveling cry babies who blame the rest of the world for their problems instead of looking at themselves.

2. Why don't women respond to flowers and messages.

Answer: I received a message today...Hello sweetheart blah, blah, love and maariage, blah blah, want to hear from you sweetheart, blah blah, we could make each other so happy babe.

My reply... I don't like someone I don't know trying to romance me, nor do I like being called sweetie or babe or someone claiming to have read my profile when they haven't, looks like we're not a match.

His reply... Great to hear from you, now we can really start to get to know each other babe!

My reply... You obviously have not read my response or my profile, I suggest you move on.

His response... Great, so tell me about yourself, are you single, have kids, how many? Blah, blah blah

My response... FU+C OFF

His response... Sorry I didn't read..

Get the idea?????

3. Why are there no good women left?

Answer: We all used to be good women...but you drove us friggin' crazy.

Now...those seem to be the 3 most frequently asked questions...but if you have any other questions I'll be happy to answee them to the best of my ability...be carefull what you ask, you may not like the answer.




And the other most frequently asked about..


YES

Size matters
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Mar 4, 2010 1:21 PM CST All your questions answered...
whaaat
whaaatwhaaatden, South Holland Netherlands31 Threads 5,747 Posts
My reply... I don't like someone I don't know trying to romance me, nor do I like being called sweetie or babe or someone claiming to have read my profile when they haven't, looks like we're not a match.

His reply... Great to hear from you, now we can really start to get to know each other babe!

My reply... You obviously have not read my response or my profile, I suggest you move on.

His response... Great, so tell me about yourself, are you single, have kids, how many? Blah, blah blah

My response... FU+C OFF

His response... Sorry I didn't read..

Get the idea?????

3. Why are there no good women left?

Answer: We all used to be good women...but you drove us friggin' crazy.

Now...those seem to be the 3 most frequently asked questions...but if you have any other questions I'll be happy to answee them to the best of my ability...be carefull what you ask, you may not like the answer.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 4, 2010 1:22 PM CST All your questions answered...
tomboygirl
tomboygirltomboygirllarnaca, Larnaca Cyprus3 Threads 1,555 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WILL EVERYBODY TALK ABOUT NOW??!!!you girls have taken all the mystery awaylaugh

ooh i got one-does god exist,and why are all atheists evil piss takers(joke guys-dont jump all over me!)
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Mar 4, 2010 1:32 PM CST All your questions answered...
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing

JB I bowing bowing bowing bowing

Should I create a Poll to ask "do we need anymore senseless polls" dunno



grin
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Mar 4, 2010 1:37 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
tomboygirl: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WILL EVERYBODY TALK ABOUT NOW??!!!you girls have taken all the mystery away

ooh i got one-does god exist,and why are all atheists evil piss takers(joke guys-dont jump all over me!)


Mystery is over rated,,,it's the stupid idea of being mysterious that creates so many problems with communication,,,quit being "mysterious" and say what you f@cking mean. grin
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Mar 4, 2010 1:43 PM CST All your questions answered...
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
tomboygirl: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WILL EVERYBODY TALK ABOUT NOW??!!!you girls have taken all the mystery away

ooh i got one-does god exist,and why are all atheists evil piss takers(joke guys-dont jump all over me!)


joke taken thumbs up grin rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
TurkishDelight: JB I

Should I create a Poll to ask "do we need anymore senseless polls"


Why add another stupid poll to the rest of the stupid polls? No! grin
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Mar 4, 2010 1:46 PM CST All your questions answered...
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
jbibiza: Why add another stupid poll to the rest of the stupid polls? No!



I bowing to your wisdom... noble one grin
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Mar 4, 2010 1:48 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
tomboygirl: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WILL EVERYBODY TALK ABOUT NOW??!!!you girls have taken all the mystery away

ooh i got one-does god exist,and why are all atheists evil piss takers(joke guys-dont jump all over me!)


Only in ones mind....because they have the intelligence to do so. grin
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Mar 4, 2010 1:50 PM CST All your questions answered...
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
jbibiza: 1. Why do nice guys finish last?

Answer: Because most men who use such a pathetic adjective to describe themselves are usually sniveling cry babies who blame the rest of the world for their problems instead of looking at themselves.

2. Why don't women respond to flowers and messages.

Answer: I received a message today...Hello sweetheart blah, blah, love and maariage, blah blah, want to hear from you sweetheart, blah blah, we could make each other so happy babe.

My reply... I don't like someone I don't know trying to romance me, nor do I like being called sweetie or babe or someone claiming to have read my profile when they haven't, looks like we're not a match.

His reply... Great to hear from you, now we can really start to get to know each other babe!

My reply... You obviously have not read my response or my profile, I suggest you move on.

His response... Great, so tell me about yourself, are you single, have kids, how many? Blah, blah blah

My response... FU+C OFF

His response... Sorry I didn't read..

Get the idea?????

3. Why are there no good women left?

Answer: We all used to be good women...but you drove us friggin' crazy.

Now...those seem to be the 3 most frequently asked questions...but if you have any other questions I'll be happy to answee them to the best of my ability...be carefull what you ask, you may not like the answer.


Sure do give us a lot of power huh??confused

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!tongue
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Mar 4, 2010 1:51 PM CST All your questions answered...
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Do men 'really' still expect us to obey them? uh oh grin
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Mar 4, 2010 2:00 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
trish123: Do men 'really' still expect us to obey them?


No, but they'll keep the fantasy going as long as they can. Any attempt on their part to bring this fantasy to a reality should be met with a sharp NO! and a light swat...give praise when they shift back to reality.
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Mar 4, 2010 2:01 PM CST All your questions answered...
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
jbibiza: No, but they'll keep the fantasy going as long as they can. Any attempt on their part to bring this fantasy to a reality should be met with a sharp NO! and a light swat...give praise when they shift back to reality.


Or a sharp knee to the groin grin
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Mar 4, 2010 2:02 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
trish123: Do men 'really' still expect us to obey them?


No, but they'll keep the fantasy going as long as they can. Any attempt on their part to bring this fantasy to a reality should be met with a sharp NO! and a light swat...give praise when they shift back to reality.
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Mar 4, 2010 2:13 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
trish123: Or a sharp knee to the groin


Hmmmmm I believe that would be a bit like cutting iff your nose to spite your face...rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 4, 2010 2:17 PM CST All your questions answered...
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
jbibiza: Hmmmmm I believe that would be a bit like cutting iff your nose to spite your face...


Theres no way Id be sticking around anyway so, whatever - nah, your sharp NO was probably the more adult reaction anyway - shame Im such a big kid grin
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Mar 4, 2010 2:37 PM CST All your questions answered...
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
trish123: Theres no way Id be sticking around anyway so, whatever - nah, your sharp NO was probably the more adult reaction anyway - shame Im such a big kid


Not so much adult as I just know the bits I like...laugh
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