how to make a woman happy (26)
mazzd03: Realize how happy she makes you.
Exactly...like I said in my last post...Beat her with your salami at night...tell her you love her in the morning
Phoenix: Exactly...like I said in my last post...Beat her with your salami at night...tell her you love her in the morning
Phoenix: Here's the English translation:
"In the morning..tell you love her and at night beat her with your salami"
Pretty loosely translated,though!"In the morning..tell you love her and at night beat her with your salami"
Seen on a Russian site, rather suitable for the thread:
One man comes to a doctor and complains:
- Doctor, I don’t know what to do – I can’t satisfy my wife…
Doctor says:
- Really? Open your mouth… show your tongue… Well, I don’t see any obstacles…
One man comes to a doctor and complains:
- Doctor, I don’t know what to do – I can’t satisfy my wife…
Doctor says:
- Really? Open your mouth… show your tongue… Well, I don’t see any obstacles…
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Here's the English translation:
"In the morning..tell you love her and at night beat her with your salami"