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Mar 13, 2010 9:21 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
This just came to my personal email today with a pic, a very nice pic!

Good day to you!!
I am very pleased that I found you marriage acquaintances.
It would be very nice if we know each other better.
I want to tell you a lot about yourself.
But now I will speak only a little about yourself!
My name Zemfira I live in the country beautiful Azerbaijan . My city is called Askeran. He is not great, there about 2 000 inhabitants.
But in this the city , almost everyone knows each other and are friends . In our town people do not close the door, because we respect each other. In Azerbaijan, if a person says not the truth , or attempts that have to steal it can be very seriously to punish or even send from the city. Here we have a very Askeran all strictly , and we can not cheat of each other or anyone else. So we have a lot of different traditions, I will friends you about them in the following letters.
I sent to you in order to try to find you in my love .
I will be very happy to you if you talk me more about you.
I also recommended please do not try write rude .
I'm just not going to write to you rudeness and will not try to insult you in his letters.
If you do not want tell me to this e-mail Please do not contact me muck
better to simply not respond to this letter .
I also beg you not ask I have offensive to me obscene photos
I will not give you such photo.
Because I good girl.
I'm writing this reply because I'm very serious meaning come to you the dialogue .
I hope that this letter will be good home for our Correspondence .
I would eagerly wait for your reply .
All the best to your friend Zemfira
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Mar 13, 2010 9:25 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
LadyPhoenix1965
LadyPhoenix1965LadyPhoenix1965Chesterland, Ohio USA17 Threads 1,047 Posts
Godsgift: This just came to my personal email today with a pic, a very nice pic!

Good day to you!!
I am very pleased that I found you marriage acquaintances.
It would be very nice if we know each other better.
I want to tell you a lot about yourself.
But now I will speak only a little about yourself!
My name Zemfira I live in the country beautiful Azerbaijan . My city is called Askeran. He is not great, there about 2 000 inhabitants.
But in this the city , almost everyone knows each other and are friends . In our town people do not close the door, because we respect each other. In Azerbaijan, if a person says not the truth , or attempts that have to steal it can be very seriously to punish or even send from the city. Here we have a very Askeran all strictly , and we can not cheat of each other or anyone else. So we have a lot of different traditions, I will friends you about them in the following letters.
I sent to you in order to try to find you in my love .
I will be very happy to you if you talk me more about you.
I also recommended please do not try write rude .
I'm just not going to write to you rudeness and will not try to insult you in his letters.
If you do not want tell me to this e-mail Please do not contact me muck
better to simply not respond to this letter .
I also beg you not ask I have offensive to me obscene photos
I will not give you such photo.
Because I good girl.
I'm writing this reply because I'm very serious meaning come to you the dialogue .
I hope that this letter will be good home for our Correspondence .
I would eagerly wait for your reply .
All the best to your friend Zemfira

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! She sounds like a real peach.

thumbs up
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Mar 13, 2010 9:28 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
Godsgift: This just came to my personal email today with a pic, a very nice pic!

Good day to you!!
I am very pleased that I found you marriage acquaintances.
It would be very nice if we know each other better.
I want to tell you a lot about yourself.
But now I will speak only a little about yourself!
My name Zemfira I live in the country beautiful Azerbaijan . My city is called Askeran. He is not great, there about 2 000 inhabitants.
But in this the city , almost everyone knows each other and are friends . In our town people do not close the door, because we respect each other. In Azerbaijan, if a person says not the truth , or attempts that have to steal it can be very seriously to punish or even send from the city. Here we have a very Askeran all strictly , and we can not cheat of each other or anyone else. So we have a lot of different traditions, I will friends you about them in the following letters.
I sent to you in order to try to find you in my love .
I will be very happy to you if you talk me more about you.
I also recommended please do not try write rude .
I'm just not going to write to you rudeness and will not try to insult you in his letters.
If you do not want tell me to this e-mail Please do not contact me muck
better to simply not respond to this letter .
I also beg you not ask I have offensive to me obscene photos
I will not give you such photo.
Because I good girl.
I'm writing this reply because I'm very serious meaning come to you the dialogue .
I hope that this letter will be good home for our Correspondence .
I would eagerly wait for your reply .
All the best to your friend Zemfira


I good girl too. So don't you dare not make me maid of honour!
Or else I can kick you long time grin
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Mar 13, 2010 9:32 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
Any chance she has a brother? I am available rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 13, 2010 9:35 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
Liebe2: And how would you know that?


Educated guess me dear lol
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Mar 13, 2010 9:36 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Godsgift: This just came to my personal email today with a pic, a very nice pic!

Good day to you!!
I am very pleased that I found you marriage acquaintances.
It would be very nice if we know each other better.
I want to tell you a lot about yourself.
But now I will speak only a little about yourself!
My name Zemfira I live in the country beautiful Azerbaijan . My city is called Askeran. He is not great, there about 2 000 inhabitants.
But in this the city , almost everyone knows each other and are friends . In our town people do not close the door, because we respect each other. In Azerbaijan, if a person says not the truth , or attempts that have to steal it can be very seriously to punish or even send from the city. Here we have a very Askeran all strictly , and we can not cheat of each other or anyone else. So we have a lot of different traditions, I will friends you about them in the following letters.
I sent to you in order to try to find you in my love .
I will be very happy to you if you talk me more about you.
I also recommended please do not try write rude .
I'm just not going to write to you rudeness and will not try to insult you in his letters.
If you do not want tell me to this e-mail Please do not contact me muck
better to simply not respond to this letter .
I also beg you not ask I have offensive to me obscene photos
I will not give you such photo.
Because I good girl.
I'm writing this reply because I'm very serious meaning come to you the dialogue .
I hope that this letter will be good home for our Correspondence .
I would eagerly wait for your reply .
All the best to your friend Zemfira


Should I go and buy a hat then? laugh
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Mar 13, 2010 9:39 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
Steve5721: Educated guess me dear lol

So they taught you in scool about me. Dang, I am a star! yay
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Mar 13, 2010 9:41 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
I've never been so poular! Trish, how do you feel about attending a church wedding?rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 13, 2010 9:43 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
todger
todgertodgerSveti Vlas Bourgas Region, Burgas Bulgaria14 Threads 2,054 Posts
trish123: Should I go and buy a hat then?


Dont you dare woman scold Scammer me thinks laugh doh grin

Hi Trish wave bouquet

and OP your Irish not stupid thumbs up hug sad flower
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Mar 13, 2010 9:43 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Godsgift: I've never been so poular! Trish, how do you feel about attending a church wedding?


Churches tend to fall down if I walk into them dunno
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Mar 13, 2010 9:44 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
todger: Dont you dare woman Scammer me thinks

Hi Trish

and OP your Irish not stupid



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Hiya Hun wave bouquet
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Mar 13, 2010 9:45 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
todger
todgertodgerSveti Vlas Bourgas Region, Burgas Bulgaria14 Threads 2,054 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing my kinda woman even GOD fears you handshake yay
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Mar 13, 2010 9:46 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
todger: Dont you dare woman Scammer me thinks

Hi Trish

and OP your Irish not stupid


I'm Scottish not Irish?laugh And what do you mean scammer? Are you suggesting the future Mrs GG might not be sincere?crying I had my hopes so built up!crying crying
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Mar 13, 2010 9:48 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
todger: my kinda woman even GOD fears you


Its more a case of the only churches Id ever step foot in are in ruins already grin
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Mar 13, 2010 9:49 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Barrellofart
BarrellofartBarrellofartGrand Rapids, Michigan USA16 Threads 9 Polls 761 Posts
Godsgift: This just came to my personal email today with a pic, a very nice pic!

Good day to you!!
I am very pleased that I found you marriage acquaintances.
It would be very nice if we know each other better.
I want to tell you a lot about yourself.
But now I will speak only a little about yourself!
My name Zemfira I live in the country beautiful Azerbaijan . My city is called Askeran. He is not great, there about 2 000 inhabitants.
But in this the city , almost everyone knows each other and are friends . In our town people do not close the door, because we respect each other. In Azerbaijan, if a person says not the truth , or attempts that have to steal it can be very seriously to punish or even send from the city. Here we have a very Askeran all strictly , and we can not cheat of each other or anyone else. So we have a lot of different traditions, I will friends you about them in the following letters.
I sent to you in order to try to find you in my love .
I will be very happy to you if you talk me more about you.
I also recommended please do not try write rude .
I'm just not going to write to you rudeness and will not try to insult you in his letters.
If you do not want tell me to this e-mail Please do not contact me muck
better to simply not respond to this letter .
I also beg you not ask I have offensive to me obscene photos
I will not give you such photo.
Because I good girl.
I'm writing this reply because I'm very serious meaning come to you the dialogue .
I hope that this letter will be good home for our Correspondence .
I would eagerly wait for your reply .
All the best to your friend Zemfira



Ah, yes, but what if she was serious?

Imagine the person who would write something like this to a complete stranger - "I will love you, if you can love me. I am a decent person, and that is something worth having. Take me, let me be useful to you, so that there may be an 'us'."

Kinda makes me a little sad to read it, really. please
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Mar 13, 2010 9:51 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
frustrated frustrated another 1 gone crying crying crying grin wave tongue
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Mar 13, 2010 9:52 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
LadyPhoenix1965
LadyPhoenix1965LadyPhoenix1965Chesterland, Ohio USA17 Threads 1,047 Posts
Godsgift: I'm Scottish not Irish? And what do you mean scammer? Are you suggesting the future Mrs GG might not be sincere? I had my hopes so built up!


comfort There, there.... Don't you worry yourself. You can always cut and paste the letter and send it on.. peace
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Mar 13, 2010 10:27 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
heidi2765
heidi2765heidi2765GLASGOW, Central, Scotland UK5 Threads 737 Posts
Godsgift: This just came to my personal email today with a pic, a very nice pic!

Good day to you!!
I am very pleased that I found you marriage acquaintances.
It would be very nice if we know each other better.
I want to tell you a lot about yourself.
But now I will speak only a little about yourself!
My name Zemfira I live in the country beautiful Azerbaijan . My city is called Askeran. He is not great, there about 2 000 inhabitants.
But in this the city , almost everyone knows each other and are friends . In our town people do not close the door, because we respect each other. In Azerbaijan, if a person says not the truth , or attempts that have to steal it can be very seriously to punish or even send from the city. Here we have a very Askeran all strictly , and we can not cheat of each other or anyone else. So we have a lot of different traditions, I will friends you about them in the following letters.
I sent to you in order to try to find you in my love .
I will be very happy to you if you talk me more about you.
I also recommended please do not try write rude .
I'm just not going to write to you rudeness and will not try to insult you in his letters.
If you do not want tell me to this e-mail Please do not contact me muck
better to simply not respond to this letter .
I also beg you not ask I have offensive to me obscene photos
I will not give you such photo.
Because I good girl.
I'm writing this reply because I'm very serious meaning come to you the dialogue .
I hope that this letter will be good home for our Correspondence .
I would eagerly wait for your reply .
All the best to your friend Zemfira



Girls, how could we compete with that???

HOPES DASHEDcrying crying sigh
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Mar 13, 2010 10:48 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
Godsgift: This just came to my personal email today with a pic, a very nice pic!

Good day to you!!
I am very pleased that I found you marriage acquaintances.
It would be very nice if we know each other better.
I want to tell you a lot about yourself.
But now I will speak only a little about yourself!
My name Zemfira I live in the country beautiful Azerbaijan . My city is called Askeran. He is not great, there about 2 000 inhabitants.
But in this the city , almost everyone knows each other and are friends . In our town people do not close the door, because we respect each other. In Azerbaijan, if a person says not the truth , or attempts that have to steal it can be very seriously to punish or even send from the city. Here we have a very Askeran all strictly , and we can not cheat of each other or anyone else. So we have a lot of different traditions, I will friends you about them in the following letters.
I sent to you in order to try to find you in my love .
I will be very happy to you if you talk me more about you.
I also recommended please do not try write rude .
I'm just not going to write to you rudeness and will not try to insult you in his letters.
If you do not want tell me to this e-mail Please do not contact me muck
better to simply not respond to this letter .
I also beg you not ask I have offensive to me obscene photos
I will not give you such photo.
Because I good girl.
I'm writing this reply because I'm very serious meaning come to you the dialogue .
I hope that this letter will be good home for our Correspondence .
I would eagerly wait for your reply .
All the best to your friend Zemfira







Dear Gods Gift....


Never Marry on the First Letter !!!!!!!!!


It must be the second or third!!!!!!


peace peace yay






This way we know you are Sane, sain, seign, Saaaaaaaaaaane


shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock :
shock:






snooty snooty snooty thumbs up
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Mar 13, 2010 10:49 AM CST Sorry Ladies I'm Off The Market!
todger
todgertodgerSveti Vlas Bourgas Region, Burgas Bulgaria14 Threads 2,054 Posts
trish123: Its more a case of the only churches Id ever step foot in are in ruins already



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing OH im tittering tonight no-one can wipe the smile of my face im getting ready for PADDIES DAY YEH !!!cheering cheering

javascript:emot('danceline');javascript:emot


('dancingsanta');hes not a dancing santa hes an Irishman doing a JiG diddle -e- dee

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('irish');good luck

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