Men Virses Woman Drivers... (4)
lol good one . 
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TheresMyFriend: This morning on the Interstate:
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new
Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new
Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
It takes hours for some women to attempt to look good ..
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I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new
Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!