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sweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 PostsI've been in kind of a slump lately, & do NOT want to have a pity party! I'm trying to keep upbeat. Can you help me? What are some funny things that have helped you stay cheery? Are there any funny moments you think back on & start bursting out laughing at remembering?? Please do tell! No, I'm not on the verge of tears... just ho-hum. 
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sweetowen: I've been in kind of a slump lately, & do NOT want to have a pity party! I'm trying to keep upbeat. Can you help me? What are some funny things that have helped you stay cheery? Are there any funny moments you think back on & start bursting out laughing at remembering?? Please do tell! No, I'm not on the verge of tears... just ho-hum.
Hi
SweetA little story from years ago when I was out shopping for my son
During this time my son had limited speeach. He had a verucca at the tip of his big toe which left a hole...
AS we walked though our locla shopping centre he was complaining and moaning. As you know being a mother, sometimes, we just switch off and tune out when they have days like that.
BIG MISTAKE!!
He began to shout loudly as we crossed the main section of the centre (mall) when he announed very loudly he had a pain in in hole
I didnt register what he had said at first, he shouted louder and louder..."me hole is killing me" ------ This thread is Archived ------
Hey Sweet! We've all been there! Hmmm..let me see if this will make you giggle. When I was an apprentice I always had to run all the crappy errands! It was the summer and I was wearing a sun dress that buttoned all down the front..and during the day a few at the bottom kept poppin open..no big deal. So..I get sent on lunch run..head down the street (very busy main road btw) to grab everyone pizza. Am walking back with arms full of lunch when a nice..gentle..summer breeze begins to blow. Then it picked up some strength..blew my dress up and behind me causin all the buttons to pop open except for two at the top. I swear I was standing there for what felt like five minutes with my dress blowin behind me like a cape This older couple were at the bus stop and she came over to help cause for some strange reason I held on to the pizza, yet her hubby just stared lol. All I can say is Thank God I chose to wear undies that day!!
This older couple were at the bus stop and she came over to help cause for some strange reason I held on to the pizza, yet her hubby just stared lol. All I can say is Thank God I chose to wear undies that day!!------ This thread is Archived ------
Back in High School, three of my friends and I were at the drive-in movie. We were all sweaty from work and the skitters were biting real bad. I had some good repellant that only takes a tiny tiny iddy biddy tinsey winsey tiny spray to solve the problem and would set your throat on fire. So, before I could tell my friend not to spray it with us in the car.....he sprays it full on like you spray OFF brand. In a second we all roll (yes! ROLL) out of the car coughing gagging etc... All around us laugh their guts out because they all thought some in our bunch had farted a real stinker. It was funny at the time!
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nanners2863: Hey Sweet! We've all been there! Hmmm..let me see if this will make you giggle. When I was an apprentice I always had to run all the crappy errands! It was the summer and I was wearing a sun dress that buttoned all down the front..and during the day a few at the bottom kept poppin open..no big deal. So..I get sent on lunch run..head down the street (very busy main road btw) to grab everyone pizza. Am walking back with arms full of lunch when a nice..gentle..summer breeze begins to blow. Then it picked up some strength..blew my dress up and behind me causin all the buttons to pop open except for two at the top. I swear I was standing there for what felt like five minutes with my dress blowin behind me like a cape This older couple were at the bus stop and she came over to help cause for some strange reason I held on to the pizza, yet her hubby just stared lol. All I can say is Thank God I chose to wear undies that day!!
Have you ever made the mistake of tucking your skirt/dress in your knickers
I can't abide tights/pantyhose, so wear stockings instead. I had one of those days when you know you shouldnt get out of bed
When I was walking down the hallway in college when the bell rang, to feel a tap on my shoulder. I didnt want to stop as I had something to do only to hear roars of laughter and whistlesMy skirt was tucked into my knickers
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nanners2863: Hey Sweet! We've all been there! Hmmm..let me see if this will make you giggle. When I was an apprentice I always had to run all the crappy errands! It was the summer and I was wearing a sun dress that buttoned all down the front..and during the day a few at the bottom kept poppin open..no big deal. So..I get sent on lunch run..head down the street (very busy main road btw) to grab everyone pizza. Am walking back with arms full of lunch when a nice..gentle..summer breeze begins to blow. Then it picked up some strength..blew my dress up and behind me causin all the buttons to pop open except for two at the top. I swear I was standing there for what felt like five minutes with my dress blowin behind me like a cape This older couple were at the bus stop and she came over to help cause for some strange reason I held on to the pizza, yet her hubby just stared lol. All I can say is Thank God I chose to wear undies that day!!
... now that's funny .... 
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TurkishDelight:
, so wear stockings instead. s
, so wear stockings instead. s
That brightened MY day up!!
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Steve5721: That brightened MY day up!!
Glad to be of service
Add the 5" heels with it, and see how big your smile gets------ This thread is Archived ------
Being able to take the proverbial pee and have a good laugh at myself on a regular basis, and thinking nothing of it.
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sweetowen: I've been in kind of a slump lately, & do NOT want to have a pity party! I'm trying to keep upbeat. Can you help me? What are some funny things that have helped you stay cheery? Are there any funny moments you think back on & start bursting out laughing at remembering?? Please do tell! No, I'm not on the verge of tears... just ho-hum.
This one time, at band camp...
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RDM59: that can't happen with my kilt as I don't wear knickers... or tights !!
Oh really??
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Walked in on my brother and his girlfriend once...I was so shocked
I froze
He up from the position and asked what were the footie scores that day
I frozeHe
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StressFree: This one time, at band camp...
Yesss????
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Well I heard about someone at college many years back but I don't know if this is true or just an urban myth.
Anyways, this young chap apparently was lying in his bed m**turbating with the blankets over his head,his knees up, his eyes closed and his headphones on. When he had finished the deed, he noticed that a cup of tea had appeared on his bedside table! Seemed his mother was home.
I do so hope it's true!
Anyways, this young chap apparently was lying in his bed m**turbating with the blankets over his head,his knees up, his eyes closed and his headphones on. When he had finished the deed, he noticed that a cup of tea had appeared on his bedside table! Seemed his mother was home.
I do so hope it's true!
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Godsgift: Well I heard about someone at college many years back but I don't know if this is true or just an urban myth.
Anyways, this young chap apparently was lying in his bed m**turbating with the blankets over his head,his knees up, his eyes closed and his headphones on. When he had finished the deed, he noticed that a cup of tea had appeared on his bedside table! Seemed his mother was home.
I do so hope it's true!
Anyways, this young chap apparently was lying in his bed m**turbating with the blankets over his head,his knees up, his eyes closed and his headphones on. When he had finished the deed, he noticed that a cup of tea had appeared on his bedside table! Seemed his mother was home.
I do so hope it's true!
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Godsgift: Well I heard about someone at college many years back but I don't know if this is true or just an urban myth.
Anyways, this young chap apparently was lying in his bed m**turbating with the blankets over his head,his knees up, his eyes closed and his headphones on. When he had finished the deed, he noticed that a cup of tea had appeared on his bedside table! Seemed his mother was home.
I do so hope it's true!
Anyways, this young chap apparently was lying in his bed m**turbating with the blankets over his head,his knees up, his eyes closed and his headphones on. When he had finished the deed, he noticed that a cup of tea had appeared on his bedside table! Seemed his mother was home.
I do so hope it's true!
See about my brother above
He was caught so many times my mam thought she was going to have to get him fixed ------ This thread is Archived ------
TurkishDelight: See about my brother above He was caught so many times my mam thought she was going to have to get him fixed
Ya mean turn his hose off....
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stefonline: Ya mean turn his hose off....
Cut it of more like
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Some girlfriends and I took our kids up to the snow to go sledding...It had been years since I'd done that and after watching the kids for a while...the urge to have a go became unresistable.
So up the hill I go...plastic disc in hand...the bloody climb alone near killed me,
I positioned the disc at the top of the hill, kicked off and went sailing down...it was brilliant, wind in my hair, picking up speed, laughing with the glee of a child...until I hit the bump.
Airborn about 5 feet, came down with an almighty wallop on my back...head ratteling off the ice...
Lesson learned? After 30... We don't bounce.
So up the hill I go...plastic disc in hand...the bloody climb alone near killed me,
I positioned the disc at the top of the hill, kicked off and went sailing down...it was brilliant, wind in my hair, picking up speed, laughing with the glee of a child...until I hit the bump.
Airborn about 5 feet, came down with an almighty wallop on my back...head ratteling off the ice...
Lesson learned? After 30... We don't bounce.
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Leaving Montreal, I decided to stop at one of those rest areas on the side of
the road. I go into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so I go into the
second stall and just sat down when I hear a voice from the other stall............
Hi there, how is it going?
Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms
on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, so finally I say: -Not bad............
Then the voice says: So, what are you doing?
I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: - Well, I'm going back east...............
Then I hear the person, all flustered, say:
Look, I'll call you back--every time I ask you a question this idiot in the
next stall keeps answering me!!!
the road. I go into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so I go into the
second stall and just sat down when I hear a voice from the other stall............
Hi there, how is it going?
Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms
on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, so finally I say: -Not bad............
Then the voice says: So, what are you doing?
I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: - Well, I'm going back east...............
Then I hear the person, all flustered, say:
Look, I'll call you back--every time I ask you a question this idiot in the
next stall keeps answering me!!!
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