One-Liners For Church Signs (13)
sassy49senior: History is His Story
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
"Coming Ready Or Not" Jesus
God answers knee-mail
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.
It's hard to stumble when you are on your knees.
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Give God what's right, not what's left.
Give the devil an inch and he will be your ruler.
Read the Bible. It will scare the hell out of you.
Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back.
Notice:The party in hell is cancelled due to the fire.
Spend your years ripening instead of rotting.
The best things in life aren't things.
You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
Forgive your enemies---it messes with their heads.
Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible.
Come as you are but you won't leave as you were.
Free trip to Heaven. Details inside.
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
"Coming Ready Or Not" Jesus
God answers knee-mail
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.
It's hard to stumble when you are on your knees.
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Give God what's right, not what's left.
Give the devil an inch and he will be your ruler.
Read the Bible. It will scare the hell out of you.
Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back.
Notice:The party in hell is cancelled due to the fire.
Spend your years ripening instead of rotting.
The best things in life aren't things.
You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
Forgive your enemies---it messes with their heads.
Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible.
Come as you are but you won't leave as you were.
Free trip to Heaven. Details inside.
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Cute, it made me laugh specially this one cracked me up - - - Read the Bible. It will scare the hell out of you - - - Iti s as Stephan King wrote it and not "god" the guy that is supose to be all about love - - - jet you are screwed, if you do not "follow the holly word" - - - what a joke
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54xmax: Cute, it made me laugh specially this one cracked me up - - - Read the Bible. It will scare the hell out of you - - - Iti s as Stephan King wrote it and not "god" the guy that is supose to be all about love - - - jet you are screwed, if you do not "follow the holly word" - - - what a joke
God Saves Sinners was the sign......Graffitti .....Tell him to save one for me
Also seen....
Jesus Saves ........ Graffitti...... Roy Keans Scores....
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patmac:
Also seen....
Jesus Saves ........ Graffitti...... Roy Keans Scores....
Also seen....
Jesus Saves ........ Graffitti...... Roy Keans Scores....
Same one.....and Dalglish scores from the rebound
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epitaph on a gravestone .....
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up and no where to go.
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up and no where to go.
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54xmax: Cute, it made me laugh specially this one cracked me up - - - Read the Bible. It will scare the hell out of you - - - Iti s as Stephan King wrote it and not "god" the guy that is supose to be all about love - - - jet you are screwed, if you do not "follow the holly word" - - - what a joke
Clever thread
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Pixels1: Clever thread
I got my moment's of intelligent remarks, thou I work in the Army, and we are not suppose to think, I do it sometimes - - - but PSSST don't tell anyone, they can lock me up, and throw away the key, then I would not be able to come on forums, and piss people off
It is our little secret 
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One I saw a few years ago at Easter time:
DUDE!!!! HE GOT UP!!!!
DUDE!!!! HE GOT UP!!!!
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katt1017: One I saw a few years ago at Easter time:DUDE!!!! HE GOT UP!!!!
I like that one.
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On a building next door to and connected with a catholic church:
"Lasting Impressions Day Care". That was its name.
If any of those priests got their hands on them, it would certainly leave a lasting - and unwanted - impression.
"Lasting Impressions Day Care". That was its name.
If any of those priests got their hands on them, it would certainly leave a lasting - and unwanted - impression.
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Barabus was the first person to leave mass early!
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Steve5721: Same one.....and Dalglish scores from the rebound
Closet scouse fan
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Sign outside of church read-
Message is inside
Message is inside
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
"Coming Ready Or Not" Jesus
God answers knee-mail
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.
It's hard to stumble when you are on your knees.
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Give God what's right, not what's left.
Give the devil an inch and he will be your ruler.
Read the Bible. It will scare the hell out of you.
Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back.
Notice:The party in hell is cancelled due to the fire.
Spend your years ripening instead of rotting.
The best things in life aren't things.
You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
Forgive your enemies---it messes with their heads.
Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible.
Come as you are but you won't leave as you were.
Free trip to Heaven. Details inside.
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.