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Conread, I'm not sure how to reply..........;guess I'll wit for the D's & E's
Phoenix: Conread, I'm not sure how to reply..........;guess I'll wit for the D's & E's
Phoenix: Conread, I'm not sure how to reply..........;guess I'll wit for the D's & E's
I don’t know what D’s and E’s are… so my guess is: it’s for them who missed the 1 April. And this forum certainly did.
But not me…
A Tulefel comes to a doctor:
T: Doctor, today I’ve bought a pair of shoes…
D: Well…
T: …and in each shoe there was a tiny bag with sign “Do not eat it”…
D: Well…
T: …but I’ve eaten it… Will I die?
D (trying to be diplomatic): Well… We all will die…
T: All? ALL?
D: …sooner or lat…
T (not listening): ALL? Oh, my!!! What have I done?!!
(Curtain)
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A new classic.....
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a little pregnant
A new classic.....
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Don’t want to look in the textbook about Probability Theory, but it has in more than one place the following encouragement:
“Consider a pair of fair dice…”
I always thought of it as an oxymoron, as “…Everybody knows: the dice are loaded…”
“Consider a pair of fair dice…”
I always thought of it as an oxymoron, as “…Everybody knows: the dice are loaded…”
Now this be the Bees!
baby giant
baby grand (piano)
bad health
bad luck
Bad Sport
balanced insanity
balding hair
Ball Club
baggy tights
Band Jocks
bankrupt millionaire
barely dressed
Barenaked Ladies (the rock group)
bass guitar
battle ready
Beaucractic efficiencies
benevolent despot
benign neglect
Benign Tumor
better than new
beyond infinity
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baby giant
baby grand (piano)
bad health
bad luck
Bad Sport
balanced insanity
balding hair
Ball Club
baggy tights
Band Jocks
bankrupt millionaire
barely dressed
Barenaked Ladies (the rock group)
bass guitar
battle ready
Beaucractic efficiencies
benevolent despot
benign neglect
Benign Tumor
better than new
beyond infinity
big baby
big detail
big sip
big town
bigger half
Black Russian
blameless culprit
bland spice
blind eye
blind viewer
blue rose
Blurry vision
boneless ribs
books on tape
border control
boring court jester
boring entertainment
born dead
boxing ring
boyish grandpa
bingeing on moderation
bipartisan cooperation
bird dog
birth control
Bitter Sweet
Black Gold (slang for crude oil)
black light
brave politician
brave wimp
brief speech
brief survey
briefing
bright night
bright rain
bright shade
brilliantly dull
budget deficit
Bug Fix
Bug-Free code
bug-free software
build down
bull riding
buried alive
burning cold
business casual
Business Ethics
butthead
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GOOD CLEAN FUN.
Slumdog Millionaire
Peaceful War
Friendly advice
Government worker
Government efficiency
GOOD CLEAN FUN.
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