If I Was Planning A Trip To Australia (33)
Well that sounds like an offer TOO good to ignore ! 
Perplexed: Well that sounds like an offer TOO good to ignore !
Is that your entry into the competition? DjWabbet: Is that your entry into the competition?
oops thought i'd forgot something
Perplexed: oops thought i'd forgot something
Well, get on with it...
DjWabbet: Well, get on with it...
well let me think,
there are a few areas that could do with a re vamp,
i got something that needs tending, something that needs servicing and some bits could do with a lick here and there
so if your interested its
the garden needs tending,
the car need a service
the bedroom and lounge need a lick of paint
still interested ?
Perplexed: well let me think,
there are a few areas that could do with a re vamp,
i got something that needs tending, something that needs servicing and some bits could do with a lick here and there
so if your interested its
the garden needs tending,
the car need a service
the bedroom and lounge need a lick of paint
still interested ?
Im not entirely sure the air should be breathed right now in Adelaide, because your not getting the drift of the competition, im not coming over to do your "man jobs" for you, you get to spend time with me... its a great opportunity....really... it is...there are a few areas that could do with a re vamp,
i got something that needs tending, something that needs servicing and some bits could do with a lick here and there
so if your interested its
the garden needs tending,
the car need a service
the bedroom and lounge need a lick of paint
still interested ?
DjWabbet: Ohhh Shell, you sure know the expressway to a blokes heart....
We can fill up my car with the empties from our carpark booze session and if we're lucky you'll be able to take tourist pot shots at local cyclists as we do the laps..
I'll put a friend in the back seat, to take happy snaps for you ... nothing like the happy pleasure you'll get capturing some cyclists face just before he hits the bitumen with an empty corona wedged in the back of his skull....
Shell225: We can fill up my car with the empties from our carpark booze session and if we're lucky you'll be able to take tourist pot shots at local cyclists as we do the laps..
I'll put a friend in the back seat, to take happy snaps for you ... nothing like the happy pleasure you'll get capturing some cyclists face just before he hits the bitumen with an empty corona wedged in the back of his skull....
That seems to be the latest craze here as of late.... so nahh... could we teach some language students some swearing phrases or summat?I'll put a friend in the back seat, to take happy snaps for you ... nothing like the happy pleasure you'll get capturing some cyclists face just before he hits the bitumen with an empty corona wedged in the back of his skull....
DjWabbet: That seems to be the latest craze here as of late.... so nahh... could we teach some language students some swearing phrases or summat?
Really ??
Far out...DjWabbet: Im not entirely sure the air should be breathed right now in Adelaide, because your not getting the drift of the competition, im not coming over to do your "man jobs" for you, you get to spend time with me... its a great opportunity....really... it is...
well Wabbet, maybe you should start off by convincing me why spending time with you would be such a great prize,
after all we've only just 'met' so to speak .... Shell225: Really ?? Far out...
Yah, 65 year old lady had a 3/4 full beer bottle thrown at her from a passing car, she's in an induced coma and needed facial reconstruction...Perplexed: well Wabbet, maybe you should start off by convincing me why spending time with you would be such a great prize, after all we've only just 'met' so to speak ....
Ya get all of the fun activities listed above...
DjWabbet: Yah, 65 year old lady had a 3/4 full beer bottle thrown at her from a passing car, she's in an induced coma and needed facial reconstruction...
Yer and she was my older sister,had to dig out my knuckle duster from the sixties forgotton where I put the bicycle chain but Shell said she would help me find it.Watch ya back I will be waiting...... might be having a nap so wake me up.
Martia: Yer and she was my older sister,had to dig out my knuckle duster from the sixties forgotton where I put the bicycle chain but Shell said she would help me find it.Watch ya back I will be waiting...... might be having a nap so wake me up.
DjWabbet: http://tinyurl.com/y57kk64
Thats just bloody dreadful
To actually do something like that
Hope you girls remember to line up a few sheep, also introduce di'wabbet to the odd wombat while your at it
Shell225: We can fill up my car with the empties from our carpark booze session and if we're lucky you'll be able to take tourist pot shots at local cyclists as we do the laps..
I'll put a friend in the back seat, to take happy snaps for you ... nothing like the happy pleasure you'll get capturing some cyclists face just before he hits the bitumen with an empty corona wedged in the back of his skull....
I bags taking the photo's if it means spending time with WabbetI'll put a friend in the back seat, to take happy snaps for you ... nothing like the happy pleasure you'll get capturing some cyclists face just before he hits the bitumen with an empty corona wedged in the back of his skull....
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The winner gets to spend a whole fun filled day and part of the night with me doing things you always dreamed about but could never afford.
The activities include:
*Cruising the local shopping mall carparks looking for dropped change, hand guns, discarded underwear and aluminuim cans .
*Lunch at the local grease pit of some "feesh and cheeps" or "Fush and chups" as it is known in the rest of the english speaking world.
*The afternoon will be spent avoiding arrest by the law as we sit in the park and get hammered on the cheapest plonk our carpark change can buy and abusing anyone who dares look our way.
*Early evening will be spent on channel 9 news after making inflammatory but true statements such as " Australia is actually owned by New Zealand and we were only renting it to you on a short term basis and now the rents overdue so we're evicting the lot of ya... even the roo's".
*Mid to late evening will be spent enjoying a sumptuous 3 course degustation at your local Mac Donalds followed by a night of singing and dancing care of the local busker on a main concourse near you.
Then while you hauled off to jail for the night i'll be on my way to the next state!!!! Yeeeehaaawwww!!!!
Hurry enter now!
For a limited time!
While stocks last!
P.S. im bored, can ya tell?