guy at gim wont understand i guess ( Archived) (8)

this really gay guy keeps giving me hard stares when iz workin out at the gim, iz worried he might not understand that iz only go to the gim to get some muscle cos my little bro keeps turnin the water tap off too tight, so then i have to get the lady from next door to loosen the tap which is embarrasin, an it's tough for her too cos she has to struggle to git her wheelchair through the door an what with her arthritis an everything. anyway this gay guy keeps starin at me while im workin out an i dont think he understands my tap problem. i'd ask him if hes any good at turning taps but he might git the wrong idea coz i dont know any gay code words so maybe that'd be a gay code for something an then he'd turn up at my apartment and want to do something other turn on the water tap.

Well, you gotta a problem, why bother the broad next door, just ask her if you can borrow her dentures to winch open that tap...about da gay dude, juss tell him you got plumbing problems, he'll understand. Get some muscles man, jus now you not gonna be able to shower for a week, cos you can't turn on the tap there either...

its funny seeing you try to use BAD english to communicate with this fellow

FOR REAL ? I WILL HAVE TO PUT MY LAUGH PICTURE BACK UP you got more than a tap problem

How is your IQ doing these days. You do make me laugh

Try shaving in a toilet bowl. It's really easy. To wash the foam off, you just yank the chain.