Men's Online Dating Suggestions - TOP Secret - Men Only ! (29)
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jvaski: Suggestions for more success for men;
(1) Never act overly interested initally ( women lose interest in a attentive and punctual man who acts too eager )
(2) If a woman replies to your inquiry ........give it a few days before replying again ( she'll no doubt think you're in demand and busy with other inquiries )
(3) Always delete any and all responses from women immediately after reading them ( She'll realize that your mailbox is full and you need to clear it for more options )
(4) If a woman asks to have a phone conversation after reasonable time corresponding - tell her you're not quite ready and would like to get to know her more first ( Women need to put a lot of sweat equity into relationships to feel good about themselves before the dam bursts and they crumble at your knees )
(5) If you meet a lady for the first time - act slightly distracted and call the meeting a little short - because you have a business emergency ....and let her buy first time if she offers ( this will seperate you from all others and make you seem special )
(6) After dating a few times, tell her you are madly attracted to her - but typically wait quite a while before being intimate ( women usually debvelop a fire within for you when you purposely delay intimacy )
(7) Never take advice from another person on a dating site - as they are always as desperate and inept at relationships - as you are
(1) Never act overly interested initally ( women lose interest in a attentive and punctual man who acts too eager )
(2) If a woman replies to your inquiry ........give it a few days before replying again ( she'll no doubt think you're in demand and busy with other inquiries )
(3) Always delete any and all responses from women immediately after reading them ( She'll realize that your mailbox is full and you need to clear it for more options )
(4) If a woman asks to have a phone conversation after reasonable time corresponding - tell her you're not quite ready and would like to get to know her more first ( Women need to put a lot of sweat equity into relationships to feel good about themselves before the dam bursts and they crumble at your knees )
(5) If you meet a lady for the first time - act slightly distracted and call the meeting a little short - because you have a business emergency ....and let her buy first time if she offers ( this will seperate you from all others and make you seem special )
(6) After dating a few times, tell her you are madly attracted to her - but typically wait quite a while before being intimate ( women usually debvelop a fire within for you when you purposely delay intimacy )
(7) Never take advice from another person on a dating site - as they are always as desperate and inept at relationships - as you are
gold !!...
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jvaski: Suggestions for more success for men;
(1) Never act overly interested initally ( women lose interest in a attentive and punctual man who acts too eager )
(2) If a woman replies to your inquiry ........give it a few days before replying again ( she'll no doubt think you're in demand and busy with other inquiries )
(3) Always delete any and all responses from women immediately after reading them ( She'll realize that your mailbox is full and you need to clear it for more options )
(4) If a woman asks to have a phone conversation after reasonable time corresponding - tell her you're not quite ready and would like to get to know her more first ( Women need to put a lot of sweat equity into relationships to feel good about themselves before the dam bursts and they crumble at your knees )
(5) If you meet a lady for the first time - act slightly distracted and call the meeting a little short - because you have a business emergency ....and let her buy first time if she offers ( this will seperate you from all others and make you seem special )
(6) After dating a few times, tell her you are madly attracted to her - but typically wait quite a while before being intimate ( women usually debvelop a fire within for you when you purposely delay intimacy )
(7) Never take advice from another person on a dating site - as they are always as desperate and inept at relationships - as you are
(1) Never act overly interested initally ( women lose interest in a attentive and punctual man who acts too eager )
(2) If a woman replies to your inquiry ........give it a few days before replying again ( she'll no doubt think you're in demand and busy with other inquiries )
(3) Always delete any and all responses from women immediately after reading them ( She'll realize that your mailbox is full and you need to clear it for more options )
(4) If a woman asks to have a phone conversation after reasonable time corresponding - tell her you're not quite ready and would like to get to know her more first ( Women need to put a lot of sweat equity into relationships to feel good about themselves before the dam bursts and they crumble at your knees )
(5) If you meet a lady for the first time - act slightly distracted and call the meeting a little short - because you have a business emergency ....and let her buy first time if she offers ( this will seperate you from all others and make you seem special )
(6) After dating a few times, tell her you are madly attracted to her - but typically wait quite a while before being intimate ( women usually debvelop a fire within for you when you purposely delay intimacy )
(7) Never take advice from another person on a dating site - as they are always as desperate and inept at relationships - as you are
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jlw45: ...they do suck, don't they ??...it's worse than an interview...
I'de rather shovel hog-slop than have another like that last
ALL future women will pay for her arrogance !
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jvaski: I'de rather shovel hog-slop than have another like that last
ALL future women will pay for her arrogance !
i went on on one, like you discribed...it was like someone dragging their nails across a chalkboard...i could'nt even enjoy my drink...i was so happy to get out of there...ALL future women will pay for her arrogance !
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jvaski: C'mon X-mas .....we all know a challenging man makes a girl moist
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jvaski: C'mon X-mas .....we all know a challenging man makes a girl moist
no, i think you're getting that mixed up with betty crocker cake mixes...
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jlw45: i went on on one, like you discribed...it was like someone dragging their nails across a chalkboard...i could'nt even enjoy my drink...i was so happy to get out of there...
Actually I was somewhat mentally prepared for this last one ....I asked out loud "check please ?" to the waitess to draw conclusion to the worthless encounter .....
I then enjoyed the sour look on the gorgous lady's face
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jvaski: C'mon X-mas .....we all know a challenging man makes a girl moist
what it does is make us go somewhere and find someone else who wants to go 4 wheelin in the desert , have a little fun, instead of some wash up has been
in another damn
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jvaski: Actually I was somewhat mentally prepared for this last one ....I asked out loud "check please ?" to the waitess to draw conclusion to the worthless encounter .....
I then enjoyed the sour look on the gorgous lady's face
I then enjoyed the sour look on the gorgous lady's face
Uh.....darn it - if she hadn't finished but half her beer
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jvaski: Actually I was somewhat mentally prepared for this last one ....I asked out loud "check please ?" to the waitess to draw conclusion to the worthless encounter .....
I then enjoyed the sour look on the gorgous lady's face
I then enjoyed the sour look on the gorgous lady's face
priceless....
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jlw45: i went on on one, like you discribed...it was like someone dragging their nails across a chalkboard...i could'nt even enjoy my drink...i was so happy to get out of there...
What's really painful are the periods of dead silence between her very short and resentful answers to your gentlemenly endeavor ...
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jlw45: no, i think you're getting that mixed up with betty crocker cake mixes...
jaySUS
he gets easily confused when talkin about edibles
you people are crazy
goo'night
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mindfful: you didnt tell us she said THAT i mean
Yes, She did use that very cliche'
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jvaski: What's really painful are the periods of dead silence between her very short and resentful answers to your gentlemenly endeavor ...
well just how big is ur gentelmanly endeavour? 
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felixis99: well just how big is ur gentelmanly endeavour?
Uhhhh .......It's an ENDOWMENT !
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jvaski: Uhhhh .......It's an ENDOWMENT !
maybe ya scared her then sweets
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BTW - I'm sure u appreciate how we all ignored the "Men Only" sign on ur post and came in her to pester ya anyway
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mindfful: jaySUShe gets easily confused when talkin about ediblesyou people are crazy
goo'night
nighty nite full of mind goo'night
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(1) Never act overly interested initally ( women lose interest in a attentive and punctual man who acts too eager )
(2) If a woman replies to your inquiry ........give it a few days before replying again ( she'll no doubt think you're in demand and busy with other inquiries )
(3) Always delete any and all responses from women immediately after reading them ( She'll realize that your mailbox is full and you need to clear it for more options )
(4) If a woman asks to have a phone conversation after reasonable time corresponding - tell her you're not quite ready and would like to get to know her more first ( Women need to put a lot of sweat equity into relationships to feel good about themselves before the dam bursts and they crumble at your knees )
(5) If you meet a lady for the first time - act slightly distracted and call the meeting a little short - because you have a business emergency ....and let her buy first time if she offers ( this will seperate you from all others and make you seem special )
(6) After dating a few times, tell her you are madly attracted to her - but typically wait quite a while before being intimate ( women usually debvelop a fire within for you when you purposely delay intimacy )
(7) Never take advice from another person on a dating site - as they are always as desperate and inept at relationships - as you are