Secrets told.... No ladies allowed! ( Archived) (65)

Ok, guys, so, like, I've used Tresseme ever since I was young, because it's good for my scalp, but I've just switched over to using John Frieda's luxurious volume conditioner and oh. My. Gawd. Seeeeeriously. What lovely product.

For six months over this last winter season, I grew my hair out a bit, and for the first time in my life, I finally recognized what a difference it can make. I mean, you know the drill- I work hard, I play hard. And I sweat like a frosty mug on a patio table, so the short hair helps me release heat, and I stick with it, but let me tell you, oh ho ho, if your hair is sad or lazy, and you need to prep the mane for a serious situation, you've got to try it out.

Also, I recommend Dial's 'Soy & Almond Milk' liquid body wash. Talk about nummy! I just want to pour that stuff in ice cube trays and make popsicles out of it, it is FAB-U-LUSH! There is also a creamy strawberry version that will just make you drool. Think about it! What woman actually wants to smell Old Spice? And, as if any woman on the planet wants to know what Aquavelva tastes like, right? Smother yourself in a strawberry-cream delight, and she won't be able to resist imagining what it would actually be like to cover you in strawberries. It is so totally win-win.

And if you're the lonesome type, no date, too scared to go out, to shy to approach anyone- Don't worry, not only are they both pleasant for what they are, they're both good for- Well, you already know, doncha?

OMG Nanners seriously, how are we suppose to emote serious man-to-man feelings if women are here, or, like, something, jeeeeez.











PS: How do you feel about strawberries?