The girls will luuuv this one ( Archived) (2)

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.



"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is truly wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."



She then went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, i.e. her legs, hands, eyes, ears, etc, she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".



"That's a fair point," God replied , "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts so I figured that you needed only half of those. I see that you are right though and I will fix it up right away."



So God reached down removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.


" Well, Eve, how is My favourite creation?"



"Just fantastic," she replied, "except fo one thing. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."



God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see.... where did I put that useless Tit?"