OK, This One Takes The Biscuit ! ( Archived) (13)

May 6, 2010 8:01 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
We all get strange mails, but this one...... is the strangest I have had.

There is no pic, but comes up as a 57 yr old female and profile states woman.

Then says, it is a man than is 3'6", earns 100,000/150,000.

Is widowed but wants kids someday.

Looking for someone to care for him and his kid.

Mail me now.

Any takers????
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May 6, 2010 8:04 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
morgan5: We all get strange mails, but this one...... is the strangest I have had.

There is no pic, but comes up as a 57 yr old female and profile states woman.

Then says, it is a man than is 3'6", earns 100,000/150,000.

Is widowed but wants kids someday.

Looking for someone to care for him and his kid.

Mail me now.

Any takers????

I know of some men in white coats that might take him away !

They normally knock on my door around about this time, but I could send them over to him for you grin
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May 6, 2010 8:06 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
Englishman55: I know of some men in white coats that might take him away !

They normally knock on my door around about this time, but I could send them over to him for you
Actually he/she comes from Italy uh oh


Your not up to the 2 profile trick are you??? But you don
't look 3'6" hug
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May 6, 2010 8:08 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
morgan5: Actually he/she comes from Italy Your not up to the 2 profile trick are you??? But you don
't look 3'6"

You want me to have a second profile shock

I thought one was enough rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 6, 2010 8:09 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
Englishman55: You want me to have a second profile

I thought one was enough
uh oh No please don't enough of that round here laugh
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May 6, 2010 8:36 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
equiya
equiyaequiyaunknown, Ontario Canada2 Threads 4,055 Posts
morgan5: We all get strange mails, but this one...... is the strangest I have had.

There is no pic, but comes up as a 57 yr old female and profile states woman.

Then says, it is a man than is 3'6", earns 100,000/150,000.

Is widowed but wants kids someday.

Looking for someone to care for him and his kid.

Mail me now.

Any takers????


It is a hermaphrodite so it is ok if you are a man or a woman.
He/she makes good money but too short for me. I like them tall. I am not bending to kiss anyone.
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May 6, 2010 9:44 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Sounds like a confused, angry lil person grin
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May 6, 2010 10:02 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
Maybe someone forgot to butter his biscuit that day! dunno
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May 6, 2010 10:03 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
equiya: It is a hermaphrodite so it is ok if you are a man or a woman.
He/she makes good money but too short for me. I like them tall. I am not bending to kiss anyone.
Take your own box?? dunno laugh bouquet
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May 6, 2010 10:13 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Wonder what he/she does for a living?confused
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May 6, 2010 10:16 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
mbcasey: Wonder what he/she does for a living?
Comminications/Telecom, self-employed wave
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May 6, 2010 10:20 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
morgan5: Comminications/Telecom, self-employed
wave

laugh Maybe he/she owns their own dating site....
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May 6, 2010 10:23 AM CST OK, This One Takes The Biscuit !
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
morgan5: Comminications/Telecom, self-employed

He/she is in "communications" and writes that crap doh

I don't think so rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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