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May 6, 2010 8:09 PM CST Beer in the News
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Yesterday, University scientists in the UK released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should now take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory,

100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.
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May 6, 2010 8:14 PM CST Beer in the News
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
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good one Des!cheers
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May 6, 2010 8:21 PM CST Beer in the News
and did not give a Flying Five also
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May 6, 2010 8:26 PM CST Beer in the News
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May 6, 2010 10:24 PM CST Beer in the News
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
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thanks desuh oh
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May 6, 2010 10:26 PM CST Beer in the News
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May 7, 2010 6:46 AM CST Beer in the News
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
Chuckling....ain't that the truth though!
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May 7, 2010 6:52 AM CST Beer in the News
Raynew1959
Raynew1959Raynew1959Barrington, New Hampshire USA120 Threads 2 Polls 2,218 Posts
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May 7, 2010 2:06 PM CST Beer in the News
bjk68
bjk68bjk68Carlow, Ireland5 Threads 890 Posts
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May 7, 2010 2:48 PM CST Beer in the News
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
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May 7, 2010 2:49 PM CST Beer in the News
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
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May 7, 2010 2:50 PM CST Beer in the News
Legend3
Legend3Legend3Mir Jo Goth, Sindh Pakistan92 Threads 18 Polls 949 Posts
desmond: Yesterday, University scientists in the UK released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should now take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory,

100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.
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