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posting a different version of the same joke is cheating 
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Rubbish joke anyway my 8 year old son would laugh.
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elsson: Rubbish joke anyway my 8 year old son would laugh.
Mine or Jimmy's? lol
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kinseycy: Mine or Jimmy's? lol
Yours was good
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elsson: Yours was good
i like corny jokes like thatmy fave joke of all time is a kids joke
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mindfful: i like corny jokes like that
my fave joke of all time is a kids joke
my fave joke of all time is a kids joke
sorry mindful i went out!
whats the kids joke! im sure peter elsson kay and silly me will have a darned good roar and guffaw at it!
honkingly good i say eh elsson?
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crab said "get the pints in spider" spider did, 10 minutes later crab said "get the pints in spider" spider did. another 10miutes past and the bloody crab says "how, spider get the pints in while i go to the toilet" and off he scuttled.
i went up to the spider and said "how spider how come you always get the rounds in? spider replied "cos he's shellfish"