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crab said "get the pints in spider" spider did, 10 minutes later crab said "get the pints in spider" spider did. another 10miutes past and the bloody crab says "how, spider get the pints in while i go to the toilet" and off he scuttled.
i went up to the spider and said "how spider how come you always get the rounds in? spider replied "cos he's shellfish"