hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
An Italian boy's confession.................. clever little kid................... Thread: AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
A young italian boy decides that it is time for confession...so he goes to the local church and sits in the confession box. moments later, the priest slides open the window and waits....
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
eyesthatknowwhy: outa the mouths of babes!!! Holland...so nice to see/read you!!! Hope you are doing well and staying happy
Hi Eyes I could not be happier. Found a great guy. Another Dutch one. Could not believe it when I found out he had known my late husband very well as they had the same friends. Small world eh? Hope your alright too girl.
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Thread: AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............
A young italian boy decides that it is time for confession...so he goes to the local church and sits in the confession box. moments later, the priest slides open the window and waits....
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.