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Jun 1, 2010 2:08 PM CST YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK1,411 Threads 6 Polls 15,903 Posts
OK Folks just your YO MAMMA jokes here as many as you can....

Here is a few

Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won’t come back in.

Yo Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her driver’s license says "Picture continued on other side."

Any more folks......
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Jun 1, 2010 2:09 PM CST YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY
viva007
viva007viva007HYDERABAD, Telangana India73 Threads 24 Polls 10,796 Posts
its tea timerolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 1, 2010 2:10 PM CST YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY
kyriacos2009
kyriacos2009kyriacos2009Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, England UK1 Threads 61 Posts
Yo Mamma is so fat,

that after sex i rolled over twice and I'm still on the b*tch!
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Jun 1, 2010 2:10 PM CST YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY
patmac: OK Folks just your YO MAMMA jokes here as many as you can....

Here is a few

Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won’t come back in.

Yo Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her driver’s license says "Picture continued on other side."

Any more folks......
"You were so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped yo mamma.
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Jun 1, 2010 2:17 PM CST YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK1,411 Threads 6 Polls 15,903 Posts
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her nickname is "Damn."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo Mamma is so fat,
her a** looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to creep up on her makeup.
grin cheers
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Jun 1, 2010 3:10 PM CST YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK1,411 Threads 6 Polls 15,903 Posts
Yo Mama’s so hairy,
she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo Mama’s so hairy,
her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo Mama’s so hairy,
she has afros on her nipples.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
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Jun 1, 2010 3:16 PM CST YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY
Yo Momma's so fat , that when she was cremated ,

All thre lights in Europe Got Canceled


hole hole giggle giggle
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Jun 1, 2010 3:21 PM CST YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.




Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!


Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.


Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...



Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"


Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn."


Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. hehehehe

grin wave
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