YO MAMMA JOKES ONLY (5)
its tea time
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patmac: OK Folks just your YO MAMMA jokes here as many as you can....
Here is a few
Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won’t come back in.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her driver’s license says "Picture continued on other side."
Any more folks......
"You were so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped yo mamma.Here is a few
Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won’t come back in.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her driver’s license says "Picture continued on other side."
Any more folks......
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Yo Momma's so fat , that when she was cremated ,
All thre lights in Europe Got Canceled
All thre lights in Europe Got Canceled
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Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. hehehehe
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. hehehehe
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Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won’t come back in.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her driver’s license says "Picture continued on other side."
Any more folks......