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Jun 11, 2010 7:51 AM CST Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do..'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.



Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie weenie about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick..

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways.



As they walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'






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Jun 11, 2010 8:41 AM CST Mars
trulee01
trulee01trulee01lake worth, Florida USA54 Threads 1 Polls 3,009 Posts
Let me see.Slap forehead.doh and pull ears. tongue dunno Are you sure this is supposed to work????confused
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Jun 11, 2010 9:56 AM CST Mars
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada32 Threads 30,684 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
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