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meiowcatskent, Kent, England UK15 Threads 323 PostsA man went to a bar and ordered a large vodka, half way through his drink someone tapped him on the shoulder and said.........
exuse me------------------- can i sit here ?
thats a huge vodka, are you drunk?
thats a huge vodka, are you drunk?
not yet but i will be if you buy me another....why are you out tonight?
im out to see whos about and chat---------------but if you drink too much vodka, and i too much wine ---neither of us will remember even meeting in the bar .
so whilst they where talking a really groovy 80's hit came on. Suddenly everyone turned round and looked at the entrance it was........
John Travolta----------------------------ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the bar went silent, pause-------------------------------
then-
the bar went silent, pause-------------------------------
then-
the music started again...and Travolta started dancing...(fortunatley his wig was really well glued on)...
we were not phased-------------we poured the drinks and joined in-------------------- danced for hours, then---------------
the drag queens came on stage everyone gasped.. it was bruce willis and danny devito all dressed in.........
Lily Savage cast offs and doing the can-can! As they kicked the last bars and the music faded, the compere anounced the next act to be..........
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