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Sorry Nuliiiii, think i killed the humour 
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Not MINE Jaz 
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Nuliiiiiii: Not MINE Jaz
Great joke Nuliii
Reminds me of a contest here in DK - we have a national bird and a questioning was up about which bird it should be - and someone also mentioned a fried chicken
P.S. It turned out to be a swan
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u2Kitty: Great joke Nuliii
Reminds me of a contest here in DK - we have a national bird and a questioning was up about which bird it should be - and someone also mentioned a fried chicken
P.S. It turned out to be a swan
Reminds me of a contest here in DK - we have a national bird and a questioning was up about which bird it should be - and someone also mentioned a fried chicken
P.S. It turned out to be a swan
Hi u2 
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Nuliiiiiii: Hi u2
Hi Nu!! You just reminded me it's luchtime!! 
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thanks for the laugh...you and the principal must be real close by now..
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Ladybee42: thanks for the laugh...you and the principal must be real close by now..
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Thanks Nuliiiiiiii made me
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Ahhhhhhh lifesadream if we can but make ONE person smile each day
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Nuliiiiiii: Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because
everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now.......
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because
everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now.......
RLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nuliiiiiii: Ahhhhhhh lifesadream if we can but make ONE person smile each day
You made me smile, and crack up laughing; may all your dreams come true.
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anonymous1: You made me smile, and crack up laughing; may all your dreams come true.
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She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because
everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now.......