DESERTED ISLAND (33)

Jul 8, 2010 4:34 PM CST DESERTED ISLAND
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Having Wedy back reminds me of the old "You going to a deserted island and ......

...WHAT THREE ITEMS WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU?
You gotta live there for at least 6 months, and what you take you gotta be able to carry yourself.

PLUS...

You get to choose 3 CS members to go with you, and then they gotta say what they going to take....

.................

There is fresh water, trees with fruit you never saw before, maybe some small animals and reptiles .... the climate is hot and humid. No ships use the seas around you. There is no mobile phone signal. You get dropped off by helicopter, and picked up 6 months later.
Jul 8, 2010 4:45 PM CST DESERTED ISLAND
smoky: Having Wedy back reminds me of the old "You going to a deserted island and ......

...WHAT THREE ITEMS WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU?
You gotta live there for at least 6 months, and what you take you gotta be able to carry yourself.

PLUS...

You get to choose 3 CS members to go with you, and then they gotta say what they going to take....

.................

There is fresh water, trees with fruit you never saw before, maybe some small animals and reptiles .... the climate is hot and humid. No ships use the seas around you. There is no mobile phone signal. You get dropped off by helicopter, and picked up 6 months later.
Gilligan's Island?laugh








Jul 9, 2010 2:51 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
rytcharlie
rytcharlierytcharlieprovincia di Lodi, Lombardy Italy34 Threads 2 Polls 1,412 Posts
I would take a car door - so if it gets hot, I can open the window .. a piano and a spanner ..

From CS I would choose Tuff - to increase my suffering and better cleanse my soul - and P. - to learn the hidden secrets of getting to 1st base o .ò. o

Tuff can also do the cooking and cleaning, so I won't have to train the turtles ... dancing
Jul 9, 2010 3:20 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
”I would take a car door - so if it gets hot, I can open the window .. a piano and a spanner ..” – the condition is that you can carry it yourself.professor

“From CS I would choose Tuff - to increase my suffering and better cleanse my soul” – thank you, dear, dunno about your soul (have men got one?) but lots and lots of sufferings I can safely guarantee you. tongue

“Tuff can also do the cooking and cleaning...” – your fantasy is enormous. laugh




What I would take?

A large bottle of shampoo. A casserole. An axe.

The question about the other 3 CS members is open, going to choose by they decide to take with them. (Ain’t I too practical?)
roll eyes
Jul 9, 2010 6:26 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
rytcharlie
rytcharlierytcharlieprovincia di Lodi, Lombardy Italy34 Threads 2 Polls 1,412 Posts
Tulefel: ”I would take a car door - so if it gets hot, I can open the window .. a piano and a spanner ..” – the condition is that you can carry it yourself.

...

What I would take?

A large bottle of shampoo. A casserole. An axe.

The question about the other 3 CS members is open, going to choose by they decide to take with them. (Ain’t I too practical?)




I'll carry your axe if you'll carry my piano handshake
Jul 9, 2010 7:27 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
rytcharlie: I'll carry your axe if you'll carry my piano


Only if you switch to balalaika.

laugh
Jul 9, 2010 8:31 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
All o' that!laugh





and a Good Well-stocked Toolbox with Carpentry/Mechanical Tools!professor
Jul 9, 2010 10:17 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
rytcharlie
rytcharlierytcharlieprovincia di Lodi, Lombardy Italy34 Threads 2 Polls 1,412 Posts
Tulefel: Only if you switch to balalaika.


a balaclava? - I want a tropical island laugh
Jul 9, 2010 4:23 PM CST DESERTED ISLAND
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
rytcharlie: a balaclava? - I want a tropical island


Well… I understand your motives, I really do, but… it’s going to be Greenland. comfort

Reconsider your choice when there’s still some time. Fur? Skis? Ruffle? A former wife’s photo? Perhaps something of those would be for more use or give you more pleasure than carrying a piano across glaciers under Northern lights toward a polar bear.

laugh
Jul 10, 2010 3:21 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
rytcharlie
rytcharlierytcharlieprovincia di Lodi, Lombardy Italy34 Threads 2 Polls 1,412 Posts
Tulefel: Well… I understand your motives, I really do, but… it’s going to be Greenland.

Reconsider your choice when there’s still some time. Fur? Skis? Ruffle? A former wife’s photo? Perhaps something of those would be for more use or give you more pleasure than carrying a piano across glaciers under Northern lights toward a polar bear.


tempting words, Tuff .. I could use the formaer wife's photo to scare the polar bear away and build an igloo with your axe .. but I'm not planning on the island being in the artic circle .. snowman2

I want an hawaian island where the lassies dance in nothing but a hula skirt and a smile - and guess who'll be providing the music violin

dancing
Jul 10, 2010 3:35 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
rytcharlie:
...
but I'm not planning on the island being in the artic circle ...
I want an hawaian island
...


Note to self writing : the man ain’t no Viking…


rytcharlie: and guess who'll be providing the music


Phoenix? laugh
Jul 10, 2010 3:58 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
rytcharlie
rytcharlierytcharlieprovincia di Lodi, Lombardy Italy34 Threads 2 Polls 1,412 Posts
Tulefel: Note to self : the man ain’t no Viking…

Phoenix?


that just aint necessarily so ..

the Vikings were the first non-natives to set foot on Hawaii .. and why do you think that was? - natural curiousity? .. a quest for knowledge? .. a need for adventure? .. noooo .. to get away from former lovers and all those darn polar bears .. that's why!

And .. let me tell you something my great great great great granddaddy once told me before his unfortunate ashes were scattered over the Artic sea to remain for all eternity from the family longboat - he said 'great great great great grandson - it aint the barking dogs one need be wary of'. cheers
Jul 12, 2010 4:32 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
wedward
wedwardwedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Posts
smoky: Having Wedy back reminds me of the old "You going to a deserted island and ......

...WHAT THREE ITEMS WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU?
You gotta live there for at least 6 months, and what you take you gotta be able to carry yourself.

PLUS...

You get to choose 3 CS members to go with you, and then they gotta say what they going to take....

.................

There is fresh water, trees with fruit you never saw before, maybe some small animals and reptiles .... the climate is hot and humid. No ships use the seas around you. There is no mobile phone signal. You get dropped off by helicopter, and picked up 6 months later.
i would take a fishing rod a magnifying glass and a knife the 3 people i take are me myself and i that way i get peaceapplause cool professor
Jul 12, 2010 12:31 PM CST DESERTED ISLAND
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Okay, so none of you want to play this stupid game huh?

So, I will take myself off to this beautiful island .. armed only with my tweezers, a BIG bottle of Olive Oil and my fire-stones.

Who will I take with me..? Two men from Malta (to do the work of catching and cooking food)(and the men from Malta are really the best of the bunch here on CS - like some eye-candy, and they also look like the types who can catch and cook food) and You-Know-Who to keep me entertained while waiting for the food to be cooked.
Jul 22, 2010 1:47 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixSarkoville, Ile-de-France France110 Threads 32 Polls 2,591 Posts
smoky: Having Wedy back reminds me of the old "You going to a deserted island and ......

...WHAT THREE ITEMS WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU?
You gotta live there for at least 6 months, and what you take you gotta be able to carry yourself.

PLUS...

You get to choose 3 CS members to go with you, and then they gotta say what they going to take....

.................

There is fresh water, trees with fruit you never saw before, maybe some small animals and reptiles .... the climate is hot and humid. No ships use the seas around you. There is no mobile phone signal. You get dropped off by helicopter, and picked up 6 months later.


I'll take a solar powered laptop (I'll figure out a way to wifi)..A guitar and a tooth brush..

As for the three people (all nubiles..NO BLOKES)..and who they'll be depends on their choice's of items to bring.
Jul 22, 2010 3:16 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
Phoenix: I'll take a solar powered laptop (I'll figure out a way to wifi)..A guitar and a tooth brush..

As for the three people (all nubiles..NO BLOKES)..and who they'll be depends on their choice's of items to bring.
.....and then each of them will bring a Bloke,and you'll be out in the Cold!laugh
Jul 22, 2010 6:38 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixSarkoville, Ile-de-France France110 Threads 32 Polls 2,591 Posts
Conrad73: .....and then each of them will bring a Bloke,and you'll be out in the Cold!


Ahhh...With my solar powered wifi lappy I could easily get all the footy matches for the blokes to watch..And I could make loads of fresh mountain dew..(to get the blokes drunk...brewers droop and all that...)..

Which means I'm up...When the good ladies go down.grin
Jul 22, 2010 6:44 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Phoenix: I'll take a solar powered laptop (I'll figure out a way to wifi)..A guitar and a tooth brush..

As for the three people (all nubiles..NO BLOKES)..and who they'll be depends on their choice's of items to bring.
Okay, I`m gonna swop one of the Malta guys for Phoenix cause he`s bringing his guitar ... always good to have some music ... and maybe he`ll let me check my emails on his laptop ......

That leaves one Malta guy ... Wuffy?.. Wuffy can you catch food and cook? hahahaaaaa ..... Okay so I know he can argue, but he`ll be too busy chasing wild Boars, climbing trees, and the fire-stones he will have to master in order to make the fires...to argue anyway .......grin
Jul 22, 2010 7:24 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
GenuineMale
GenuineMaleGenuineMaleAlicante, Valencia Spain5 Threads 1 Polls 140 Posts
Well I had to do a lot of soul searching on this one. First reaction is to take the three nicest people along with me, but what then if the rescue helicopter never came back. I would have been responsible for stranding three wonderful people for the rest of their lives on this island.


I would therefore take
MARIOLA
TOMBOYGIRL
PHOENIX

The items I would take are
2 solid cages for two humans
1 shotgun with a good supply of cartridges

Phoenix and I would easily be able to fend for 4 people as far as food is concerned as like myself he has experience of living in a tough place.

Phoenix and I would collect many items we will take back with us, so unfortunately the cages and contents would have to be left behind, as the helicopter can only carry a certain weight. However, the cage keys would be dropped from the helicopter near enough to the cages to enable self release. The shotgun with remaining cartridges will be left 200 paces from the cages to ensure our safety with the treasure.

See, I told you I would keep my head down.

All your fault Smoky, see what you have started.grin
Jul 22, 2010 7:36 AM CST DESERTED ISLAND
tomboygirl
tomboygirltomboygirllarnaca, Larnaca Cyprus3 Threads 1,555 Posts
GenuineMale: Well I had to do a lot of soul searching on this one. First reaction is to take the three nicest people along with me, but what then if the rescue helicopter never came back. I would have been responsible for stranding three wonderful people for the rest of their lives on this island. I would therefore take
MARIOLA
TOMBOYGIRL
PHOENIX

The items I would take are
2 solid cages for two humans
1 shotgun with a good supply of cartridges

Phoenix and I would easily be able to fend for 4 people as far as food is concerned as like myself he has experience of living in a tough place.

Phoenix and I would collect many items we will take back with us, so unfortunately the cages and contents would have to be left behind, as the helicopter can only carry a certain weight. However, the cage keys would be dropped from the helicopter near enough to the cages to enable self release. The shotgun with remaining cartridges will be left 200 paces from the cages to ensure our safety with the treasure.

See, I told you I would keep my head down.

All your fault Smoky, see what you have started.


Well that sounds like a holiday to me..
sat in a cage with you running about fetching my food,sounds like you waiting hand and foot on me..yeh I'm game.rolling on the floor laughing
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