DESERTED ISLAND (33)

Don't know about you Tomboygirl But I don't fancy being caged

The waiting on me hand and foot sounds good,
that I could go for.

Sweetheart, there is no electric on the island, how we gonna keep the 14 frozen meals after tonights cooking stint. Tell you what, I will give you one euro each for them and store them in my freezer, then on my return I can invite ladies around to my place and feed them for ONE EURO, even I wont ask them for half the cost.

Phoenix has made a promise! He is not the sort to chicken out on that.

But I have not.

Mariola it is all down to you, if you help with the vegetable preparations, inside the cage naturally, cleaning the banana leaves and generally helping out as we put stuff through the bars for you to take care of, it will give Phoenix and me the opportunity to build a very high strong compound around the cages and after you have proved your worth on helping, say after 5 months and 30 days, we will throw the keys of the cages to you over the compound wall.

Alternatively you could be nice and friendly to me starting today and we need only use the one cage for Tomboygirl who has anyway indicated she is happy to relax and stay in there and be fed. The empty cage could be used for storing all the treasure collected and kept under lock and key until we three depart.

Tomboygirl may now read this and also decide to be nice to me starting today and that would mean we have two cages free and can collect more and more treasure. She may in fact refer to me by my listed name and leave out the **AT bit as it is not nice to speak like that anyway. Smoky has given us all this wonderful opportunity to move on from the past in to a bright future.

Three cheers for our Smoky

I would be very happy doing the cooking, I am at my best in the kitchen. Tomboygirl could be my sous chef.

And I have always been nice to you, surely, that is why you would like to take me to the island.

Phoenix is aware of the promise he has made and is busy filling his tank with FN so that the 6 months stint will be no problem to him at all. I understand and accept that as after all I was young once, I think.

I do hope he will have enough energy to flush out the birds and not fall asleep on the job, it would be a first for him I am sure.

I'm watching from a distance...Have no fear smoky, I'd reel croppy in quciker than a trout on a fly...

I'll let him enjoy the lime light for a bit..

Take it away croppy, give it your best shot....

Wonderful Mariola, agreed and settled. However we will have to wait to see if you will have the honour of Tomboygirl as your sous chef as there is no room in the kitchen for the cage and anyway on the matter of the kitchen we are already past C so are not able to bring the Cage in to play.

Tomboygirl is busy preparing 7 full sized meals for my freezer I hope and then it will all be settled. I will be 14 Euro worse off as I will have bought all the frozen meals off Tomboygirl, but not to worry about dosh, it is a small matter of no consequence to me. She has done well, sold all her produce before actually making them. Well done Tomboygirl.

In case Tomboygirl does decide to stay in her cage, who would you like as a sous chef? No promises but I have contacts in the catering world, my great granddad used to sell food on the street in his rain Mac, his name was Donald.