Senior Health Care Solution (8)
Northof7: So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?
My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 Ministers not necessarily dead!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 Ministers not necessarily dead!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
isn't it ironic 
...gotta share this with the parental units!
i like the part about the 4 bullets ..ive said thet for years
Why the age requirement, and why only four bullets?
kidatheart: Why the age requirement, and why only four bullets?
gordy what age is a senior? 4 bullets, in case you miss with the first 3
Northof7: gordy what age is a senior?
4 bullets, in case you miss with the first 3
4 bullets, in case you miss with the first 3
I think if you're allowed to vote, you should be eligible, and rather than jail time, award prizes for the best shot.
kidatheart: I think if you're allowed to vote, you should be eligible, and rather than jail time, award prizes for the best shot.
Not enough bullets, but we could buy more bullets and I think some people would donate guns.
Northof7: gordy what age is a senior?
4 bullets, in case you miss with the first 3
hey,,,im not that shakey yet4 bullets, in case you miss with the first 3
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My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 Ministers not necessarily dead!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?