1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
lifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico16,713 posts
mariola: ..........
My darling, my lover, my beautiful one I see your face when I am dreaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;is you Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, I thought that I could love no other Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. I want to feel your sweet embrace; I love your smile, your face, and your eyes My love, you take my breath away. My feelings for you no words can tell, What inspired this amorous rhyme? Not vodka nor lime.
lifeisadream: My darling, my lover, my beautiful one I see your face when I am dreaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;is you Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, I thought that I could love no other Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. I want to feel your sweet embrace; I love your smile, your face, and your eyes My love, you take my breath away. My feelings for you no words can tell, What inspired this amorous rhyme? Not vodka nor lime.
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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?
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