EVER wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?
To,
Aarthi Agawam
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Aarthi,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday).
With reference to the Meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. At 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on Probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
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To,
Aarthi Agawam
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Aarthi,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with
you since the 20th of October (Thursday).
With reference to the Meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. At 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on
Probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility,
would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up
a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be
taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving
this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not
wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
HR Manager