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Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
A MANLY BBQ GRILL....

Now this is a BBQ guaranteed to get everyone's attention.......I think it should be towed with the barrel facing backwards...then you wouldn't have to worry about anyone tailgating you....I don't know for sure but my guess is the owner is from Texas!!!!!!

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts..

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!




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Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 25,009 Posts
wow head banger applause

you and scottish lass back on the same daybeer
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Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada32 Threads 30,687 Posts
Men, cant live with them, cant BBQ without them. wink
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Jul 13, 2010 8:39 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
scottishlass47
scottishlass47scottishlass47Knoxville, Tennessee USA17 Threads 2 Polls 78 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing so true
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Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 25,009 Posts
i mean um


hi HG

hope youre well-ish?hug
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Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
scottishlass47
scottishlass47scottishlass47Knoxville, Tennessee USA17 Threads 2 Polls 78 Posts
mindfful: you and scottish lass back on the same day
hug
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Jul 13, 2010 8:53 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
mindfful: i mean um hi HG

hope youre well-ish?



Could not be better, a good man in my life, my sister came from Holland for a visit.

cheering
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Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
In response to: A MANLY BBQ GRILL....

Now this is a BBQ guaranteed to get everyone's attention.......I think it should be towed with the barrel facing backwards...then you wouldn't have to worry about anyone tailgating you....I don't know for sure but my guess is the owner is from Texas!!!!!!

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts..

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
Sooooooo......... whats your point?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2010 9:00 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada32 Threads 30,687 Posts
What is it about BBQ'ing that makes men go all manly men ?? dunno
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Jul 13, 2010 9:08 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
venusenvy: What is it about BBQ'ing that makes men go all manly men ??
We make fiyah, we put meat on fiyah... we are man.... actually no its because of the intelligent conversation that comes along with the whole burning meat thing...grin
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Jul 13, 2010 9:11 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
DjWabbet: We make fiyah, we put meat on fiyah... we are man.... actually no its because of the intelligent conversation that comes along with the whole burning meat thing...


Ha ha so your one of "them" eh. Intelligent conversation Yeah fullued by lots of beef eh?
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Jul 13, 2010 9:13 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
hollandgirl: Ha ha so your one of "them" eh. Intelligent conversation Yeah fullued by lots of beef eh?
Beef and beer baby... thats how we neanderthals roll...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2010 9:17 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
Dutch1232
Dutch1232Dutch1232lewiston, Idaho USA6 Posts
LOL So how was the steak?
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Jul 13, 2010 9:21 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA450 Threads 71 Polls 20,525 Posts
venusenvy: Men, cant live with them, cant BBQ without them.
because we like to wear an aaprin saying kiss the cook here?lol.
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Jul 13, 2010 9:24 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
suggasugga
suggasuggasuggasuggaLos Angeles, California USA11 Threads 2,063 Posts
hollandgirl: A MANLY BBQ GRILL....

Now this is a BBQ guaranteed to get everyone's attention.......I think it should be towed with the barrel facing backwards...then you wouldn't have to worry about anyone tailgating you....I don't know for sure but my guess is the owner is from Texas!!!!!!

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts..

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
applause applause applause YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEADcomfort rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2010 9:26 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
Lanilen
LanilenLanilenPalmerston North, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand55 Posts
You do realize that most of what you've listed there is actually not necessary?

Men would be happy to, at best, just grab a bag of bread and use them as "plates" to hold the meat while they eat it, salad and dessert be damned... :D

venusenvy: What is it about BBQ'ing that makes men go all manly men ??


It's a shout-out to our hunter-gatherer days, when we cooked the fresh kill on an open fire and laughed at/with the poor sod who got kicked by the antelope out there in the plains.
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Jul 13, 2010 10:05 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada68 Threads 13,392 Posts
I make a mean CHARCOALED T-BONE...
WELL DONE.

.smoking
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Jul 13, 2010 10:08 PM CST Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
thewall2: I make a mean CHARCOALED T-BONE...
WELL DONE.

.




Lol what gets us women is when you men believe the ladies had a night off.

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