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Jul 18, 2010 7:04 AM CST Is this what it's about?
Medsummer
MedsummerMedsummerflopping around on the beach, Liguria Italy124 Threads 14 Polls 2,384 Posts
God was sitting around one day with all of his creations.
He looks around and sees man sitting off to the side under a tree.
God says to man…”MAN…I grant you ten years of sex.”
Man thinks about this for a moment and says…”Uh…thanks Lord.”

Some time goes by and the God sees his monkey…
God says, “My little tree climber, I grant you twenty years of sex.”
Now the monkey, he jumps up and down and beats his chest and says…
“Lord, that’s great, it’s fantastic, but I don’t need all that…ten years would be good.”

Man, hearing this says to God…”Lord…do you think I could get those extra ten years?”
God looks at him and says…”Okay Man.”

More time goes by and God sees his Lion…
“My King of Beast, I grant you thirty years of sex.”
The Lion jumps up and lets out a roar that shakes the whole world and says…
“Lord, that’s great that’s fantastic, but I really don’t need all that much…twenty years would be okay with me.”

Man, hearing this again says to God…”Lord, Lord…do you think I can get that extra ten years?”
God looks at him and says…”Okay Man.”

So God looks around again and sees his donkey…
“My Beast of Burden, I grant you forty years of sex.”
The Donkey, he jumps up on his hinds legs and then runs around the field and says…
Oh Lord that’s incredible, that’s great, but I really don’t need all that much…
thirty years would be good for me.”

Man again…”uh…Lord…” Before he could finish God says “OKAY MAN”

Well…the moral to this story is that a man is only good for ten years of sex…
He’ll spend another ten years monkeying around…
And another ten years lying about it…
And another ten years making an a** out of himself.
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Jul 18, 2010 7:10 AM CST Is this what it's about?
Medsummer
MedsummerMedsummerflopping around on the beach, Liguria Italy124 Threads 14 Polls 2,384 Posts
decided to make it into a Poll to see the results...
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