Awesome's best jokes ever thread. (443)
Martiabenalla, Victoria Australia141 Threads 1 Polls 2,888 PostsOut with the headache jokes and anything else. 
Martia: Out with the headache jokes and anything else.
oh what have you started???? he'll be on here all night
Misty1773: oh what have you started???? he'll be on here all night
Ah but he will be in his own thread bless him.
Martia: Out with the headache jokes and anything else.
If I had a head like that it would ache too
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb??? 3!!! one to do the screwing and the other 2 to listen to him brag about it
Martia: Out with the headache jokes and anything else.
A Husband walks into there bedroom with a glass of water and 2 asprin the wife asks what is that for? It's for your'e headache.The wife replies I dont have a headache!!! the husband replies "GOTCHA" Martia: Out with the headache jokes and anything else.
Whats the best way to get a head ache??? When she sneezes 
One for the ladies. What do men and lawn mowers have in common??? they are hard to get started!!! they both emit noxious fumes!!! and they only work half the time
Another one just for you Ladies How do you stop a man from bitting his nails???? Tell him to put his shoes on
Misty1773: oh now thats just bad!!! you can do much better
These are beyond bad....DjWabbet: These are beyond bad....
What do you call a wabbet that tells a funny Joke??? A funny Bunny 
DjWabbet: These are beyond bad....
What is a wok??
It is what you frow at a wabbet when your wifle wont work.
underwaterman: What is a wok??
It is what you frow at a wabbet when your wifle wont work.
It is what you frow at a wabbet when your wifle wont work.
Now that is good
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DjWabbet: These are beyond bad....
Don't worry be Hoppy underwaterman: What is a wok??
It is what you frow at a wabbet when your wifle wont work.
It is what you frow at a wabbet when your wifle wont work.
Hope Wabbet is ok ......
My mate and I where flying from Perth to Sydney,when suddenly the pilot announced "buckel your seat belts we are going to crash"!!! The lady sitting opposite us stood up and said "is there a man on this plane,that grant me my last wish,and treat me like a woman"??? My mate then stood up,took off his shirt,and said to the lady,here "Iron This"
Here's another one for the Ladies What do women and cyclones have in common??? They both moan like Hell when they come,and Take the house when they leave
awesome71: My mate and I where flying from Perth to Sydney,when suddenly the pilot announced "buckel your seat belts we are going to crash"!!! The lady sitting opposite us stood up and said "is there a man on this plane,that grant me my last wish,and treat me like a woman"??? My mate then stood up,took off his shirt,and said to the lady,here "Iron This"
Can I borry someones iron? I don't own one.
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