Dire Help Needed (21)
sultryash: find ya way to the lawn
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was it a no 1 or a 2? 
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ballerina9: was it a no 1 or a 2?
both?
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face-cloth handy?
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Why are you naked with a hanger of all things? you know metamucil will get you the same results without the pain....
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This is what I like about this site... Left of center is far to the right of you all
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Restless_Rebel: This one is too easy!!!
You say that YOUR situation is that you are on the toilet with a hanger and there's no toilet tissue in the house.
Answer: I guess when you say hanger, you mean that your doo doo is stuck in your behind hanging in and out, so grab the doo doo and hold it, go to your clothes hamper, pull out a dirty sock and grab the doo doo, shake the sock into the toilet, clean yourself and then do laundry(make sure you put the sock in the first load with plenty of bleach)!!!
ok, but bin that sock You say that YOUR situation is that you are on the toilet with a hanger and there's no toilet tissue in the house.
Answer: I guess when you say hanger, you mean that your doo doo is stuck in your behind hanging in and out, so grab the doo doo and hold it, go to your clothes hamper, pull out a dirty sock and grab the doo doo, shake the sock into the toilet, clean yourself and then do laundry(make sure you put the sock in the first load with plenty of bleach)!!!
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Restless_Rebel: This one is too easy!!!
You say that YOUR situation is that you are on the toilet with a hanger and there's no toilet tissue in the house.
Answer: I guess when you say hanger, you mean that your doo doo is stuck in your behind hanging in and out, so grab the doo doo and hold it, go to your clothes hamper, pull out a dirty sock and grab the doo doo, shake the sock into the toilet, clean yourself and then do laundry(make sure you put the sock in the first load with plenty of bleach)!!!
You say that YOUR situation is that you are on the toilet with a hanger and there's no toilet tissue in the house.
Answer: I guess when you say hanger, you mean that your doo doo is stuck in your behind hanging in and out, so grab the doo doo and hold it, go to your clothes hamper, pull out a dirty sock and grab the doo doo, shake the sock into the toilet, clean yourself and then do laundry(make sure you put the sock in the first load with plenty of bleach)!!!
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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scissors
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RDM59: scissors
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DjWabbet: Why are you naked with a hanger of all things? you know metamucil will get you the same results without the pain....
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use kleenx...simple...no kleenx,paper towels....wash rag....Don't ask how i know...
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Restless_Rebel: This one is too easy!!!
You say that YOUR situation is that you are on the toilet with a hanger and there's no toilet tissue in the house.
Answer: I guess when you say hanger, you mean that your doo doo is stuck in your behind hanging in and out, so grab the doo doo and hold it, go to your clothes hamper, pull out a dirty sock and grab the doo doo, shake the sock into the toilet, clean yourself and then do laundry(make sure you put the sock in the first load with plenty of bleach)!!!
You say that YOUR situation is that you are on the toilet with a hanger and there's no toilet tissue in the house.
Answer: I guess when you say hanger, you mean that your doo doo is stuck in your behind hanging in and out, so grab the doo doo and hold it, go to your clothes hamper, pull out a dirty sock and grab the doo doo, shake the sock into the toilet, clean yourself and then do laundry(make sure you put the sock in the first load with plenty of bleach)!!!
That's what we call 'turtling'... like a turtles head going in and out.
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can't say I envy you!
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Conrad73: can't say I envy you!
This might help!
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Conrad73: This might help!
Thats why you keep a stack of newspapers in the loo.... so you never have to see... the empty roll...
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Merriweather: Thats why you keep a stack of newspapers in the loo.... so you never have to see... the empty roll...
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Liebe2: Jump in the shower The bath tub is 2 steps away
damn thing might drop out on the Floor and get stepped on!
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You are sitting on the toilet (nekkid) with a hanger and realized the is no toilet tissue in the house. What do you do?
Yes you emailed everyone you know in the area and no one responded.
LOL