I wonder if Amity agrees with this hehehe :-) (17)
I am getting misty 
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Ahhhhhhhhhh Ven sorry 
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I actually never read a poem about farting....
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Boban1: I actually never read a poem about farting....
Well u learn something new every day on CS Boban 
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Ohh nuli!! I approve!!
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hehe hiya gorgeous Amity
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Nuliiiiiii: A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
I don't mind the smell...its when I can't see that it bothers me It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
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So who wrote this epic piece of poetry. I know it's not Shakespeare, Coleridge, Milton or Keats, but it... escapes me like a postern blast
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Nuliiiiiii: A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
Farting is good for the person who's farting; but, for the people who live in the mist of someone else's fart... it's not usually so nice.
Unless you're privileged to smell mine, they smell like.... "Sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses; covered all over from head to toe.. covered all over with sweet violets."
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I have video evidence that proves she sometimes makes terrible errors of judgment in social situations...
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it would bring a tear to a glass eye nulii....the fart not the poem...
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tightboxers: I have video evidence that proves she sometimes makes terrible errors of judgment in social situations...
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venusenvy: I am getting misty 
I know
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"Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning." George Carlin
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It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?