Describe the English Woman (11)
yami if its the lady in the hat, sorong and holding a drink thats me you cheeky blighter
A picture fit for the ' Cheshire Life ' 
Yesa that is the photo ..No that is not you . You are taller
no you just think i an cos im now wearing 6inc heels
No no no no , You are standing on a man's chest .. I can almost hear him .. ' More choc.Pud .. more .. ' . Say ' please ' .. Ohhh OK .. pretty please ' .. Ha ha ha ha Haaaaaa .. ' If it was just that simple '.. Is it ready .. ? Holding the red hot iron brand .. ' On The left or on The right .. ? Ha ha ha ha haaaa ' .. One on each please .. and one on .. and another on .. ..
The things men do for a nibble .
Ohhoy .. all you men out there or shall I call you chickens . What are you afraid of .. ? You will be abused by women for as long as humanity lasts .
You complain for not getting noticed .. ? Do you exist at all ?
The things men do for a nibble .
Ohhoy .. all you men out there or shall I call you chickens . What are you afraid of .. ? You will be abused by women for as long as humanity lasts .
You complain for not getting noticed .. ? Do you exist at all ?
I think I need to do the job myself ..
An English woman is most likely to want you for yourself .
She will stay with you because she wants to
She is usually low maintenance , gives you as much as you need
She needs not to sign a contract and be called a ‘Wife', but is often more than a wife and more of a woman
She is there when you need her .
She is loyal .
There is only one let down ..
Often , she has no class but who cares when she is the best friend and a real mate
An English woman is most likely to want you for yourself .
She will stay with you because she wants to
She is usually low maintenance , gives you as much as you need
She needs not to sign a contract and be called a ‘Wife', but is often more than a wife and more of a woman
She is there when you need her .
She is loyal .
There is only one let down ..
Often , she has no class
but who cares when she is the best friend and a real mate“A good wife is heaven’s last best gift to man: his angel, his minister of graces enumerable, his gem of many virtues. Her voice his sweetest music, her smiles his brightest day, her kiss the guardian of his innocence, her arms the pale of his safety, the balm of his health, the sure balsam of his life. Her industry his surest wealth, her economy his safest steward, her lips his faithful counselor, her bosom the softest pillow of his cares and her prayers the ablest advocate of blessings on his head.” 
Very poetic .. and very very nice .. However I am to argue with the ' blessing on his head ' bit . What she left on my head was not a blessing
Very poetic .. and very very nice .. However I am to argue with the ' blessing on his head ' bit . What she left on my head was not a blessing
Just sent a post in the forum,read it please and you will know abit of what I am about...
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Name of the photo ( Proper English Woman.jpg - 1024 x 1795 )
It is just an ordinary photo but .. ooohhh
If you can't find it .. let me know will give you the link .
There are many quotes about Englishmen . Is it not the time that we hear a bit more about the English Women ? Common lads , let's hear it . Common girls .. what are you all about ?