Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? (37)
haha, nice one - thank you for sharing :)
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Love it. Thanks. Paws
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Why did the Punker cross the road ? He had a chicken stapled to his head. Paws
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My chickens cross the road because they can....
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Hurray for the chicken. If one chicken can cross the road then maybe there is hope for us all. 
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The only good chicken is a dead chicken preferably fried. 
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That's the best laugh I've had in a week!
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You are SOO funny !
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I always get my chicken. It might take all my relatives but I will monopolize the poultry industry. Don Tyson, C.E.O Tyson Foods, Inc.
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I used to have a rooster named Tyson.
He was a mean SOB and would attack anyone who walked by.
I named him Tyson after Mike Tyson. You know, the fighter who bit off a guy's ear?
Tyson rooster was eaten by a fox, who must have thought the name meant Tyson Chicken Products
He was a mean SOB and would attack anyone who walked by.
I named him Tyson after Mike Tyson. You know, the fighter who bit off a guy's ear?
Tyson rooster was eaten by a fox, who must have thought the name meant Tyson Chicken Products
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We had a Rhode Island Red that was mean. He would fly up our dog and peck his nose. I have seen Banties that aren't afraid of hardly anything. We had domineckers and buffs, too. Mom had one chicken that wouldn't not lay on Saturdays but would lay twice on Sundays. I really liked the double yokers, too. We had an abundance of tiny rocks for their craw but some folks have to buy shells for their chickens elsewhere. Anybody who thinks chickens are defenseless creatures haven't seen some of the illegal chicken fights when they put on the metal spurs. I know a lot of money has been made on the chicken fights here in Arkansas and have been to some of the raisers of chicken fighters. I think it is cruel the way they make them chickens fight. They have special houses for them.
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OMG -that cracked me up Abra!!!!
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Now we need to know why the duck crossed the road????
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I wonder if Abra has seen the movie, "Chicken Run", lol? I have loved the English satires.
Roy
Roy
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Good one
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The armadillo crossed the road to show the chicken that it could be done. I think them Texans purposely brought armadillos to Arkansas.
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the rooster cross the road because he is looking for the toaster
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You have a point. I am sure that we will get to the truth. The truth is out there.
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DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this
chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the
problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before
adding "NEW" problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so
bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his
mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just
drive across the road and not live his life like the
rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We want to know if the chicken is on
our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either
against us, or for us. There is no middle road here.
DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you
can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken
crossing the road.
ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there
is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have
access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross
the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road
to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against
it.
JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's
GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he
walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent,
hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way
that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the
Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
to a certain level.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross
it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but
why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you
people see the plain truth in front of your face? The
chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they
call it the "other side". Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side." That chicken should not be free to cross
the road. It's as plain and simple as that!
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed
the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few
moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for
the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world
crossing roads together - in peace.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the
road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT
chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?