Clocks in Heaven (3)
HJFinAZ: An old codger passes and enters the "Perily Gates".. He notices several clocks and asks St Peter about them.. St. Peter tell him they are lie clocks, every time you lie, the clock moves one tick.
The old codger points to one particular clack and asks, "who's clock is that"? St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Mother Teresa, she never told a lie, her clock has never moved.
The old codger points to another and asks the same question.. St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Abe Lincoln, it has moved twice meaning he had only told 2 lies in his life...
Then the old codger asks, "where is President Obama's clock? St. Peter says, "God has it hanging on the ceiling in his office, he is using it as a fan"...
The old codger points to one particular clack and asks, "who's clock is that"? St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Mother Teresa, she never told a lie, her clock has never moved.
The old codger points to another and asks the same question.. St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Abe Lincoln, it has moved twice meaning he had only told 2 lies in his life...
Then the old codger asks, "where is President Obama's clock? St. Peter says, "God has it hanging on the ceiling in his office, he is using it as a fan"...
Lol .... some people's clocks could provide free air conditioning!
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HJFinAZ: An old codger passes and enters the "Perily Gates".. He notices several clocks and asks St Peter about them.. St. Peter tell him they are lie clocks, every time you lie, the clock moves one tick.
The old codger points to one particular clack and asks, "who's clock is that"? St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Mother Teresa, she never told a lie, her clock has never moved.
The old codger points to another and asks the same question.. St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Abe Lincoln, it has moved twice meaning he had only told 2 lies in his life...
Then the old codger asks, "where is President Obama's clock? St. Peter says, "God has it hanging on the ceiling in his office, he is using it as a fan"...
Hi-Speed Ceiling Fan,Hmmm?The old codger points to one particular clack and asks, "who's clock is that"? St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Mother Teresa, she never told a lie, her clock has never moved.
The old codger points to another and asks the same question.. St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Abe Lincoln, it has moved twice meaning he had only told 2 lies in his life...
Then the old codger asks, "where is President Obama's clock? St. Peter says, "God has it hanging on the ceiling in his office, he is using it as a fan"...
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The old codger points to one particular clack and asks, "who's clock is that"? St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Mother Teresa, she never told a lie, her clock has never moved.
The old codger points to another and asks the same question.. St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Abe Lincoln, it has moved twice meaning he had only told 2 lies in his life...
Then the old codger asks, "where is President Obama's clock? St. Peter says, "God has it hanging on the ceiling in his office, he is using it as a fan"...