The official "Bash the USA" thread. ( Locked) (261)

Aug 8, 2010 9:18 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
gardenhackle
gardenhacklegardenhackleStratford, Connecticut USA55 Threads 9 Polls 2,067 Posts
Please feel free to join in the festivities. Explain how your life and fortune has been ruined by the evils of US capitalism and imperialism and then go on to vent to your heart's content.

Rules.....

1) You have to have personally suffered at the hands of America.
2) You have to explain the nature of the suffering and how it happened.
3) Americans.... Give people who comply with rule 1 and 2 a big hug.

We Americans, apologize in advance on this thread for all your personal suffering at our hands, real or imagined. Go ahead. Vent. Let it loose. Don't let all that suffering fester inside you like that. We care about your well being, so let it out. We'll listen with sympathetic ears to your tales of woe.

Thank you for your understanding.

Let the bashing begin. yay yay yay yay yay
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Aug 8, 2010 9:25 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
davpk10
davpk10davpk10somewhere, New York USA23 Threads 1 Polls 2,934 Posts
gardenhackle: Please feel free to join in the festivities. Explain how your life and fortune has been ruined by the evils of US capitalism and imperialism and then go on to vent to your heart's content.

Rules.....

1) You have to have personally suffered at the hands of America.
2) You have to explain the nature of the suffering and how it happened.
3) Americans.... Give people who comply with rule 1 and 2 a big hug.

We Americans, apologize in advance on this thread for all your personal suffering at our hands, real or imagined. Go ahead. Vent. Let it loose. Don't let all that suffering fester inside you like that. We care about your well being, so let it out. We'll listen with sympathetic ears to your tales of woe.

Thank you for your understanding.

Let the bashing begin.
Speak for yourself...professor



Good OP tho....laugh
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Aug 8, 2010 9:28 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
TartanK
TartanKTartanKGlasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK1 Threads 333 Posts
That shirt you are wearing in your pic could cause an international incident!!
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Aug 8, 2010 9:34 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
"Please feel free to join in the festivities. Explain how your life and fortune has been ruined by the evils of US republican policy , capitalism and imperialism and then go on to vent to your heart's content"
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Aug 8, 2010 9:35 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
gardenhackle
gardenhacklegardenhackleStratford, Connecticut USA55 Threads 9 Polls 2,067 Posts
TartanK: That shirt you are wearing in your pic could cause an international incident!!


Oh no! You didn't see an image of Muhammad in the pattern of colors, did you? doh
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Aug 8, 2010 9:35 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
davpk10
davpk10davpk10somewhere, New York USA23 Threads 1 Polls 2,934 Posts
jvaski: "Please feel free to join in the festivities. Explain how your life and fortune has been ruined by the evils of US republican policy , capitalism and imperialism and then go on to vent to your heart's content"
I feel rather lucky to be in this country and not a few others......



Don't you really feel the same way...laugh
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Aug 8, 2010 9:37 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
gardenhackle
gardenhacklegardenhackleStratford, Connecticut USA55 Threads 9 Polls 2,067 Posts
jvaski: "Please feel free to join in the festivities. Explain how your life and fortune has been ruined by the evils of US republican policy , capitalism and imperialism and then go on to vent to your heart's content"


Hey, this is for foreigners, not a bunch of bleeding heart left coast tree-huggin' pinkos. For cryin' out loud, we already have their whine memorized. In this day of CD's and DVD's, they're the only broken records left. rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 8, 2010 9:39 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
Veritaas
VeritaasVeritaasLondon, Greater London, England UK2 Threads 5,839 Posts
gardenhackle: Hey, this is for foreigners, not a bunch of bleeding heart left coast tree-huggin' pinkos. For cryin' out loud, we already have their whine memorized. In this day of CD's and DVD's, they're the only broken records left.


And what do you class as a foreigner?
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Aug 8, 2010 9:41 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
gardenhackle
gardenhacklegardenhackleStratford, Connecticut USA55 Threads 9 Polls 2,067 Posts
Veritaas: And what do you class as a foreigner?


Well, yes, I suppose Californians could count in that category. I hadn't thought that through well enough. Good point. :)
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Aug 8, 2010 9:42 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
davpk10
davpk10davpk10somewhere, New York USA23 Threads 1 Polls 2,934 Posts
Veritaas: And what do you class as a foreigner?



(band)



grin
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Aug 8, 2010 9:43 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
gardenhackle: Hey, this is for foreigners, not a bunch of bleeding heart left coast tree-huggin' pinkos. For cryin' out loud, we already have their whine memorized. In this day of CD's and DVD's, they're the only broken records left.


Well now wait a minute ,,,,shouldn't we first apologize for the idiots who created all the suffering the rest of the world has endured by the USA ? doh
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Aug 8, 2010 9:43 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
Veritaas
VeritaasVeritaasLondon, Greater London, England UK2 Threads 5,839 Posts
davpk10: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreigner_(band)


dancing thumbs up
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Aug 8, 2010 9:45 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
gardenhackle
gardenhacklegardenhackleStratford, Connecticut USA55 Threads 9 Polls 2,067 Posts
davpk10: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreigner_(band)


That's the best definition! :) Great band.

But another could be "people who are not American citizens, natural or naturalized". If you've lived here long enough and cared enough to become a citizen, then you're an American. And if you're not, you're a foreigner, as in "someone who's passport doesn't list them as an American Citizen".
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Aug 8, 2010 9:47 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
davpk10
davpk10davpk10somewhere, New York USA23 Threads 1 Polls 2,934 Posts
gardenhackle: That's the best definition! :) Great band.

But another could be "people who are not American citizens, natural or naturalized". If you've lived here long enough and cared enough to become a citizen, then you're an American. And if you're not, you're a foreigner, as in "someone who's passport doesn't list them as an American Citizen".
Or immigrant.....dunno
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Aug 8, 2010 9:49 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
gardenhackle
gardenhacklegardenhackleStratford, Connecticut USA55 Threads 9 Polls 2,067 Posts
jvaski: Well now wait a minute ,,,,shouldn't we first apologize for the idiots who created all the suffering the rest of the world has endured by the USA ?


No, first we have to find out what the suffering is. How in the heck are we supposed to point the finger of blame properly when we don't know the price nature of the abomination? But if you want to write an apology to the world on behalf of your fellow liberals as a political statement (it's an election year, so it's understandable), please go ahead. But try not to be too general and state the specific suffering. Otherwise it just sounds a little silly to be apologizing for... some generic sort of.... everything "those doggone evil corporatist conservative fascist pigs" did. :) cheers
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Aug 8, 2010 9:50 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
gardenhackle
gardenhacklegardenhackleStratford, Connecticut USA55 Threads 9 Polls 2,067 Posts
davpk10: Or immigrant.....


Immigrants are cool. If they went through the procedure to be naturalized, they're as American as anyone else.
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Aug 8, 2010 9:50 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
scottyburd
scottyburdscottyburdglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK6,016 Posts
I dont bash i just Glasgow Kiss..wink
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Aug 8, 2010 9:50 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
gardenhackle: That's the best definition! :) Great band.

But another could be "people who are not American citizens, natural or naturalized". If you've lived here long enough and cared enough to become a citizen, then you're an American. And if you're not, you're a foreigner, as in "someone who's passport doesn't list them as an American Citizen".


How would you define a person with Dual-citizenship? .... a Lost cause?
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Aug 8, 2010 9:51 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
Veritaas
VeritaasVeritaasLondon, Greater London, England UK2 Threads 5,839 Posts
gardenhackle: No, first we have to find out what the suffering is. How in the heck are we supposed to point the finger of blame properly when we don't know the price nature of the abomination? But if you want to write an apology to the world on behalf of your fellow liberals as a political statement (it's an election year, so it's understandable), please go ahead. But try not to be too general and state the specific suffering. Otherwise it just sounds a little silly to be apologizing for... some generic sort of.... everything "those doggone evil corporatist conservative fascist pigs" did. :)


What kind of suffering are you talking about, torture for instance?
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Aug 8, 2010 9:51 AM CST The official "Bash the USA" thread.
Shouldn't this be in the JOKE catagory instead of Current Events?dunno
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