Over six million rabbits feet are bought each year by the mirror cutters union. This year the orders for rabbits feet are zero....Thats right! Zero!!!! In a statement to reporters the Union stated rabbits feet were bought in the past to counter bad luck from breaking mirrors when cut. But since each break is seven years bad luck and with the shortage of rabbits feet and the increase in cost that they are just doomed! Also since so many jobs are overseas the bad luck is over there now. But still the union has long time members who have no chance of good luck in this generation in their lifetime. The money used for rabbits feet will now be spent for booze and drugs says Union leaders!
Local businessman was killed when the large peanut sign broke and fell on him, killing him instantly. He is the only man in the state known to have died because of a broken goober.
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In a statement to reporters the Union stated rabbits feet were bought in the past to counter bad luck from breaking mirrors when cut. But since each break is seven years bad luck and with the shortage of rabbits feet and the increase in cost that they are just doomed! Also since so many jobs are overseas the bad luck is over there now. But still the union has long time members who have no chance of good luck in this generation in their lifetime. The money used for rabbits feet will now be spent for booze and drugs says Union leaders!