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I Never Knew This "Penguin's" ( Archived) (19)

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Aug 14, 2010 1:55 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Nuliiiiiii
NuliiiiiiiNuliiiiiiiDublin, Ireland449 Threads 7,367 Posts
NuliiiiiiiOPDublin, Ireland7,367 posts
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !


It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.




The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.




If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:















"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."




"Then they kick him in the ice hole."







You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!








laugh laugh wave grin
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#2
Aug 14, 2010 1:56 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
amahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA8,314 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Nuliiii! Where do you come up with this stuff? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#3
Aug 14, 2010 1:58 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Nuliiiiiii
NuliiiiiiiNuliiiiiiiDublin, Ireland449 Threads 7,367 Posts
NuliiiiiiiOPDublin, Ireland7,367 posts
Hiya Amahlala grin

Dont ya just love Jokes hehe teddybear wave
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#4
Aug 14, 2010 1:59 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
amahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA8,314 posts
Nuliiiiiii: Hiya Amahlala

Dont ya just love Jokes hehe


I especially loved:

FREEZE A JOLLY OLD FELLOW....

need to clean up my monitor a bit....snorked coffee on it laughing!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#5
Aug 14, 2010 1:59 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Nuliiiiiii
NuliiiiiiiNuliiiiiiiDublin, Ireland449 Threads 7,367 Posts
NuliiiiiiiOPDublin, Ireland7,367 posts
hahahahahahaha i KNOW Stevie Boy tongue

But Awwwwwwwwwwwwww anyway wink grin wave
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#6
Aug 14, 2010 2:00 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain4,564 posts
Nuliiiiiii: hahahahahahaha i KNOW Stevie Boy

But Awwwwwwwwwwwwww anyway


Piss off wench! wine beer mumbling
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#7
Aug 14, 2010 2:01 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
scottyburd
scottyburdscottyburdglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK6,016 Posts
scottyburdglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK6,016 posts
Hey Nuliii fab burd,i just thought of a fantastic film i watched a while back about a dancing penguin (Happy Feet)i loved it..
I hope you are fine anmd dandy lass..hug bouquet wave
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#8
Aug 14, 2010 2:01 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Nuliiiiiii
NuliiiiiiiNuliiiiiiiDublin, Ireland449 Threads 7,367 Posts
NuliiiiiiiOPDublin, Ireland7,367 posts
Steve5721: Piss off wench!
Veryyyyyyyyyyy Soon Stevie wink wink laugh wave
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#9
Aug 14, 2010 2:03 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Nuliiiiiii
NuliiiiiiiNuliiiiiiiDublin, Ireland449 Threads 7,367 Posts
NuliiiiiiiOPDublin, Ireland7,367 posts
Ohhhh Scotty LADY i am great thank you and im sure u are aslo been that u out on the razz last eve grin

Am away out soon myself elephant banana wink drinking grin
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#10
Aug 14, 2010 2:03 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia18,789 posts
and now I know why they are dressed in a tuxedo ....uh oh
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#11
Aug 14, 2010 2:05 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
scottyburd
scottyburdscottyburdglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK6,016 Posts
scottyburdglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK6,016 posts
Nuliiiiiii: Ohhhh Scotty LADY i am great thank you and im sure u are aslo been that u out on the razz last eve

Am away out soon myself


have a brill time tonight lass,i had a great night in Glasgow last night..cheers bouquet wave
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#12
Aug 14, 2010 2:06 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton,hickory, North Carolina USA120 Threads 17 Polls 5,654 Posts
demonfairyNewton,hickory, North Carolina USA5,654 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up teddybear
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#13
Aug 14, 2010 2:06 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Nuliiiiiii
NuliiiiiiiNuliiiiiiiDublin, Ireland449 Threads 7,367 Posts
NuliiiiiiiOPDublin, Ireland7,367 posts
Love your Pic Scotty LADY bouquet wave
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#14
Aug 14, 2010 2:10 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain4,564 posts
Nuliiiiiii: Ohhhh Scotty LADY i am great thank you and im sure u are aslo been that u out on the razz last eve

Am away out soon myself


Me too...on the piss tonight.
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#15
Aug 14, 2010 11:08 PM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
usmike48
usmike48usmike48ridgecrest, California USA7 Threads 31 Posts
usmike48ridgecrest, California USA31 posts
Nuliiiiiii,

You have such an AWESOME sense of humor!!!!!!!!!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#16
Aug 15, 2010 12:05 AM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
lifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico16,713 posts
I want some of the same that you are smoking or drinking or or or or ....

rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks Nuliiiiiiiiiiiiii

hug
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#17
Aug 15, 2010 12:15 AM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
plainlyjune
plainlyjuneplainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines12 Threads 2 Polls 8,175 Posts
plainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines8,175 posts
Darn, and i was all awwwwww and sighs sigh
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#18
Aug 15, 2010 12:16 AM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
gemeh22
gemeh22gemeh22layton, Utah USA11 Threads 3,471 Posts
gemeh22layton, Utah USA3,471 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#19
Aug 15, 2010 12:17 AM CST I Never Knew This "Penguin's"
plainlyjune
plainlyjuneplainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines12 Threads 2 Polls 8,175 Posts
plainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines8,175 posts
Gem, have you been laughing through the threads? uh oh
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