why me?? (28)

Aug 18, 2010 6:19 PM CST why me??
wordsmith99
wordsmith99wordsmith99Lyon, Rhone-Alpes France2 Threads 399 Posts
Ni-night! Suddenly realised the time!
Aug 18, 2010 6:22 PM CST why me??
rytcharlie
rytcharlierytcharlieprovincia di Lodi, Lombardy Italy34 Threads 2 Polls 1,412 Posts
wordsmith99: Ni-night! Suddenly realised the time!


night WS
Aug 18, 2010 11:54 PM CST why me??
Mazza1970
Mazza1970Mazza1970Lemesos, Limassol Cyprus1 Threads 626 Posts
rytcharlie: night WS


i sussed it, just walk around with a map and a rucksac tongue
Aug 19, 2010 1:00 AM CST why me??
taff1
taff1taff1Malta, Majjistral Malta18 Threads 1,592 Posts
rytcharlie: does a brief encounter with a sheep in the Welsh valleys not count for anything these days?


Oh yeah, had to be a Welsh sheep didn't it!Always gotta take it out on those poor taffy baaaaarbraaas. They have feelings too ya know laugh cheers
Aug 19, 2010 6:22 AM CST why me??
rytcharlie
rytcharlierytcharlieprovincia di Lodi, Lombardy Italy34 Threads 2 Polls 1,412 Posts
Mazza1970: i sussed it, just walk around with a map and a rucksac


that could be the answer laugh



taff1: Oh yeah, had to be a Welsh sheep didn't it!Always gotta take it out on those poor taffy baaaaarbraaas. They have feelings too ya know


hi mate wave just kidding .. laugh
Aug 19, 2010 2:27 PM CST why me??
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
rytcharlie: I have white skin and sea-blue eyes .. so why ask me where Via Roma is in Napoli? why?


Ever did the mistake of asking an Italian chap for directions?

Well, there you go .. rolling on the floor laughing
Aug 20, 2010 1:56 AM CST why me??
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
Luv the story, and actually it gives the best answer for any question:


A large house in a large Russian town (say SPb), in a flat closer to roof a pipe cracked (of old age and bad quality). But being of bad quality the pipe cracked properly, a la Samson full size:



Usually there’s a main valve that opens/closes water in the whole flat. But of some reason that flat didn’t have one. Screams, cries, water, buckets, rugs, water, neighbours swearing-helping-being in the way for each other... more water... someone phoned and emergency service on their way...

In short, even if the catastrophe has been dealt with rather fast, there’s lot of damage. So the hostess of the unfortunate flat standing there on the staircase, wet, dirty, sweaty, physically and emotionally exhausted, not entirely believing that it’s over, with question “Why me?” written all over her face... as there a neighbour (an always drunk proletariat) directly from the flat below hers appears, cigarette butt hanging from his lower lip, scans the scenery, and delivers a genius phrase:

Know why it happened to you, Natalia? ‘Coz you don’t live by Feng Shui!

laugh
Aug 20, 2010 4:01 AM CST why me??
rytcharlie
rytcharlierytcharlieprovincia di Lodi, Lombardy Italy34 Threads 2 Polls 1,412 Posts
Tulefel: Luv the story, and actually it gives the best answer for any question:


Know why it happened to you, Natalia? ‘Coz you don’t live by Feng Shui!


so I should learn Feng shui or some other martial art ... perhaps give 'em a feng shui chop right after the 'dov'è' .. ?

gingerbread aaaichung
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