My profile ... duh? (24)
Just sniffed....Your profile says in black and white that you've found a man thingy to take out the trash...And keep you warm at night..
Maybe he was chancing his luck....
Maybe he was chancing his luck....
Phoenix: Just sniffed....Your profile says in black and white that you've found a man thingy to take out the trash...And keep you warm at night..
Maybe he was chancing his luck....
Maybe he was chancing his luck....
Danke Schön, Herr Phoenix!I will do nothing at the moment ..... wanna see if he comes back ....
.. and then plan something REALLY REALLY evil for him.......smoky: Danke Schön, Herr Phoenix!
I will do nothing at the moment ..... wanna see if he comes back .... .. and then plan something REALLY REALLY evil for him.......
I will do nothing at the moment ..... wanna see if he comes back .... .. and then plan something REALLY REALLY evil for him.......
Set him up....Tell your man thingy too..And arrange to meet him and your good man friend walks in, plants a big kiss on your lips and the two of you leave... (just an idea)
There are men that only interested in a woman when she’s taken. Don’t know why they are that way… perhaps it makes them feel like they are participating in hunting while it safe: the “prize” is taken, they can’t win it, hence they never will have to change their life, to decide, to take responsibility…
Also run, kind of, when actually not moving.
Also run, kind of, when actually not moving.
Tulefel: There are men that only interested in a woman when she’s taken.
Can't buy that Tuffy...A woman will (in the normal world) only be taken if she want to be..It takes two..
well dont forget most ppl dont fully read someones profile, or maybe it just mine they dont fully read,, but yours does say: Looking for: Long-term 
Mazza1970: well dont forget most ppl dont fully read someones profile, or maybe it just mine they dont fully read,, but yours does say: Looking for: Long-term
Ooops, Oh so .... I got to delete all that stuff too...? Okay, Vorwarts to "Edit profile" ... again! I gonna be one big blank space .... hahahaaaaa Like what`s between my ears!
smoky: Ooops, Oh so .... I got to delete all that stuff too...? Okay, Vorwarts to "Edit profile" ... again! I gonna be one big blank space .... hahahaaaaa Like what`s between my ears!
You can say "Ooops" again. That makes two of us, remember?
Bental: You can say "Ooops" again. That makes two of us, remember?
Hi Handsome ... Yea, what goes around comes around hey?!I did all that editing ... but now it sort-of looks even worse ..... everything in "what I am looking for" comes out as "Any".....!!!!
Except the age group is 99...hahaha Cause you cant delete or hide some of the things.
Dang .... another one .. hahahaaaa
But this time he says he really loves everything I wrote in my profile, and now that he has made the first move ...... and he`s only 49 ... not the stipulated 99!
But this time he says he really loves everything I wrote in my profile, and now that he has made the first move ...... and he`s only 49 ... not the stipulated 99!
smoky: Hi Handsome ... Yea, what goes around comes around hey?!
I did all that editing ... but now it sort-of looks even worse ..... everything in "what I am looking for" comes out as "Any".....!!!! Except the age group is 99...hahaha Cause you cant delete or hide some of the things.
I did all that editing ... but now it sort-of looks even worse ..... everything in "what I am looking for" comes out as "Any".....!!!! Except the age group is 99...hahaha Cause you cant delete or hide some of the things.
Thank you for the "handsome" bit.
Are you really that hard up that "any" 99er will do?
Bental: Thank you for the "handsome" bit.
Are you really that hard up that "any" 99er will do?
Are you really that hard up that "any" 99er will do?
Got to hedge my bets in life ya know?!.....
And can you believe it! I got ANOTHER one! Today when I logged in, found another scummer. Yes a Scummer! Most definitely ... he gave me his private email adress AND his phone number....!
Funny though .. I always reply and say .. Dear whoever .... And what exactly about my profile intersted you? ..S
And then I never hear from them again. Easy huh?
smoky: Got to hedge my bets in life ya know?!.....
And can you believe it! I got ANOTHER one! Today when I logged in, found another scummer. Yes a Scummer! Most definitely ... he gave me his private email adress AND his phone number....!
Funny though .. I always reply and say .. Dear whoever .... And what exactly about my profile intersted you? ..S
And then I never hear from them again. Easy huh?
And can you believe it! I got ANOTHER one! Today when I logged in, found another scummer. Yes a Scummer! Most definitely ... he gave me his private email adress AND his phone number....!
Funny though .. I always reply and say .. Dear whoever .... And what exactly about my profile intersted you? ..S
And then I never hear from them again. Easy huh?
The scammers never bother me..
starting to feel a little left out!Perhaps I look poor smoky: Got to hedge my bets in life ya know?!.....
And can you believe it! I got ANOTHER one! Today when I logged in, found another scummer. Yes a Scummer! Most definitely ... he gave me his private email adress AND his phone number....!
Funny though .. I always reply and say .. Dear whoever .... And what exactly about my profile intersted you? ..S
And then I never hear from them again. Easy huh?
And can you believe it! I got ANOTHER one! Today when I logged in, found another scummer. Yes a Scummer! Most definitely ... he gave me his private email adress AND his phone number....!
Funny though .. I always reply and say .. Dear whoever .... And what exactly about my profile intersted you? ..S
And then I never hear from them again. Easy huh?
I too like Tomboygirl, am not getting any hits lately, which is just fine. Perhaps in my case though, I am not interesting enough.
tomboygirl: The scammers never bother me..
starting to feel a little left out!Perhaps I look poor
starting to feel a little left out!Perhaps I look poor
Me too! Coming to something when even the scammers leave you alone.
Wake up Cyprus men - stop looking for women 30 years your junior and appreciate what we over 50's can offer. (Obviously not including you TBG in the over 50's bit.)
Phoenix: Same applies to women....There are loads of women who only date married or attached men for the same reasons...
I can’t know about women, but there’s no reason why there wouldn’t be women and men of the same type and with the same behavioural pattern, (perhaps adjusted to the gender). We belong to the same species, don’t we?
tomboygirl: The scammers never bother me..
starting to feel a little left out!Perhaps I look poor
starting to feel a little left out!Perhaps I look poor
Hahah..... Nein - you look richer than me!Dont know what is happening lately .... I guess you gotta write in your profile that you got a boyfriend?.....
Here is an edited down version of the latest ....I mean I just cut out his email adress and name.....
Hello pretty,
How are you doing today, i think you are that missing angel that from
heaven lol.......there is a handsome reward for the person that can find you but you know what now i have fond you i will never let you go how can an angel like you be left i need you.
Am a man with a great sense of humor and knows how to treat a woman
right, will like to know you and get close to you and am also interested
in meeting with you, guess i want to know much about you fell free to
contact me on the following email (censored by me) at hotmail dot com or
you can also contact me with (censored also to save his dignity) at yahoo dot com. will be waiting to ear from you so we can correspond.
Sending you love and happiness in all you do for the rest of the day.
Love to be close to you
(lovely long english sounding name....censored)
...................
PS. Note he is waiting to "ear" from me! Quite a novel way of putting it huh?....AND he calls me PRETTY ..and an ANGEL!
smoky: Hahah..... Nein - you look richer than me!
Dont know what is happening lately .... I guess you gotta write in your profile that you got a boyfriend?.....
Here is an edited down version of the latest ....I mean I just cut out his email adress and name.....
Hello pretty,
How are you doing today, i think you are that missing angel that from
heaven lol.......there is a handsome reward for the person that can find you but you know what now i have fond you i will never let you go how can an angel like you be left i need you.
Am a man with a great sense of humor and knows how to treat a woman
right, will like to know you and get close to you and am also interested
in meeting with you, guess i want to know much about you fell free to
contact me on the following email (censored by me) at hotmail dot com or
you can also contact me with (censored also to save his dignity) at yahoo dot com. will be waiting to ear from you so we can correspond.
Sending you love and happiness in all you do for the rest of the day.
Love to be close to you
(lovely long english sounding name....censored)
...................
PS. Note he is waiting to "ear" from me! Quite a novel way of putting it huh?....AND he calls me PRETTY ..and an ANGEL!
looks like you can run,but you can't hide!Dont know what is happening lately .... I guess you gotta write in your profile that you got a boyfriend?.....
Here is an edited down version of the latest ....I mean I just cut out his email adress and name.....
Hello pretty,
How are you doing today, i think you are that missing angel that from
heaven lol.......there is a handsome reward for the person that can find you but you know what now i have fond you i will never let you go how can an angel like you be left i need you.
Am a man with a great sense of humor and knows how to treat a woman
right, will like to know you and get close to you and am also interested
in meeting with you, guess i want to know much about you fell free to
contact me on the following email (censored by me) at hotmail dot com or
you can also contact me with (censored also to save his dignity) at yahoo dot com. will be waiting to ear from you so we can correspond.
Sending you love and happiness in all you do for the rest of the day.
Love to be close to you
(lovely long english sounding name....censored)
...................
PS. Note he is waiting to "ear" from me! Quite a novel way of putting it huh?....AND he calls me PRETTY ..and an ANGEL!
Well, today I got another one ..... who says he "just loves my profile and is fascinated by me and we need to meet and look into each others eyes ........."...... Can the guy actually read?... I wonder?
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Now .. please .. go and read my profile! Does it sound like I am encouraging emails from lonely guys? .. or enticing Long Term partner plans ..?....
I wrote back to this particular old goofy, with his posed photo with hound-dog to ask "And what about my profile interests you?"
And if he replies ... I am going to post it here for you all to read. Cause if this guy, with his no spelling mistakes, and normal english usage .... is .. nah .. it just means them scummers are getting more literate, huh?