How to carve an elephant! (18)
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 PostsTake a large block of wood and cut off all the wood that does not look like elephant!
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RillyNiceGuy: Take a large block of wood and cut off all the wood that does not look like elephant!
wood a piece of tree trunk be a good start ....
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RDM59: wood a piece of tree trunk be a good start ....
sounds good to me! don't leave any bark or it will be part dog!------ This thread is Archived ------
RillyNiceGuy: sounds good to me! don't leave any bark or it will be part dog!
Leaf it out mate, that wood be catastrophic !
It sounds a long and arduous tusk .........
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Once you carve an elephant ...you will never forget...
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davpk10: Once you carve an elephant ...you will never forget...
Great for target practice yeah
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Womb = where a baby grows!
Wooooooomb = when an elephant farts!
Wooooooomb = when an elephant farts!
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I think you kill it first,
they kick alot if not.
they kick alot if not.
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jahzah: Great for target practice yeah
personally when I carve I like to filet the bone out...------ This thread is Archived ------
In response to: Take a large block of wood and cut off all the wood that does not look like elephant!
....simples!wooden it be lovely!
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RillyNiceGuy: Take a large block of wood and cut off all the wood that does not look like elephant!
How to respond to a thread: take a large block of humour and cut off all the logic that does not look like the thread's topic 
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Grandepensees: How to respond to a thread: take a large block of humour and cut off all the logic that does not look like the thread's topic
A roast without a few taters thrown in is just boring.------ This thread is Archived ------
RillyNiceGuy: Take a large block of wood and cut off all the wood that does not look like elephant!
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RillyNiceGuy: I'm glad you like trees and real elephants.......but that other habit will get you hurt.....I don't play that!
If ya can't handle the heat get off the elephant
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RillyNiceGuy: A roast without a few taters thrown in is just boring.
Right you are, m8------ This thread is Archived ------
Get a BIIIIIG Knife!
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A Zulu warrior comes to a clearing in the jungle where he finds a Pygmy jumping up and down with glee on the back of a dead elephant.
Z. " Did you kill that ?"
P. " Yup "
Z. " That is impressive, what weapon did you use ? Spear, arrow ?"
P. " No, I used a club "
Z. " It must have been an extremely big club !!"
P. " Yes indeed, there are 53 of us "
Z. " Did you kill that ?"
P. " Yup "
Z. " That is impressive, what weapon did you use ? Spear, arrow ?"
P. " No, I used a club "
Z. " It must have been an extremely big club !!"
P. " Yes indeed, there are 53 of us "
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RillyNiceGuy: Take a large block of wood and cut off all the wood that does not look like elephant!
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