funny embarrassing moments (10)
carenza: last week I had lunch at work.
I ate few slices of bread with cheese and vegetables
The telepone rang and a collegue needed some papers ASAP.
so I flew to him with the papers under my arm and didn't look in the mirror first....
Now this collegue is a very devilishly handsome man from the Antilles. And a charmer first class...
He smells so nice and so I gladly interrupted my lunch for that because I take every chance to talk to him.
hahaha
I rushed through the building...and found him in the yard, talking and smoking with a few others.
I looked at him, give him my biggest smile and he told me...
I hope I didn't interupt your lunch....but you can finish here...
huh?
there was a big piece of spinach between my teeth....
no need to say I'l be avoiding him for a while...
I ate few slices of bread with cheese and vegetables
The telepone rang and a collegue needed some papers ASAP.
so I flew to him with the papers under my arm and didn't look in the mirror first....
Now this collegue is a very devilishly handsome man from the Antilles. And a charmer first class...
He smells so nice and so I gladly interrupted my lunch for that because I take every chance to talk to him.
hahaha
I rushed through the building...and found him in the yard, talking and smoking with a few others.
I looked at him, give him my biggest smile and he told me...
I hope I didn't interupt your lunch....but you can finish here...
huh?
there was a big piece of spinach between my teeth....
no need to say I'l be avoiding him for a while...
l understand you it has happened to me too, l fancy a nice lady and yesterdy she comes at my home without inform me, when l opened the door she said surprise, but l was without my wig , my dentures and my glass eye,she collapsed and now really l don't know is l can phone to her
carenza: last week I had lunch at work.
I ate few slices of bread with cheese and vegetables
The telepone rang and a collegue needed some papers ASAP.
so I flew to him with the papers under my arm and didn't look in the mirror first....
Now this collegue is a very devilishly handsome man from the Antilles. And a charmer first class...
He smells so nice and so I gladly interrupted my lunch for that because I take every chance to talk to him.
hahaha
I rushed through the building...and found him in the yard, talking and smoking with a few others.
I looked at him, give him my biggest smile and he told me...
I hope I didn't interupt your lunch....but you can finish here...
huh?
there was a big piece of spinach between my teeth....
no need to say I'l be avoiding him for a while...
I ate few slices of bread with cheese and vegetables
The telepone rang and a collegue needed some papers ASAP.
so I flew to him with the papers under my arm and didn't look in the mirror first....
Now this collegue is a very devilishly handsome man from the Antilles. And a charmer first class...
He smells so nice and so I gladly interrupted my lunch for that because I take every chance to talk to him.
hahaha
I rushed through the building...and found him in the yard, talking and smoking with a few others.
I looked at him, give him my biggest smile and he told me...
I hope I didn't interupt your lunch....but you can finish here...
huh?
there was a big piece of spinach between my teeth....
no need to say I'l be avoiding him for a while...
Aaaaaaaaaw....You should have grabbed the opportunity with: "Wanna share?*
He might have grabbed you and planted a smacker, trying to share your lunch!
anblu45: l understand you it has happened to me too, l fancy a nice lady and yesterdy she comes at my home without inform me, when l opened the door she said surprise, but l was without my wig , my dentures and my glass eye,she collapsed and now really l don't know is l can phone to her
twinself: Aaaaaaaaaw....You should have grabbed the opportunity with: "Wanna share?*
He might have grabbed you and planted a smacker, trying to share your lunch!
He might have grabbed you and planted a smacker, trying to share your lunch!
haha....that's funny
never thouhgt of that
carenza: haha....that's funny
never thouhgt of that
never thouhgt of that
Keep it mind for *next* time
anblu45: l understand you it has happened to me too, l fancy a nice lady and yesterdy she comes at my home without inform me, when l opened the door she said surprise, but l was without my wig , my dentures and my glass eye,she collapsed and now really l don't know is l can phone to her
You have a wig..
I once met once with a lady who invited me to have coffee with her.Well I just bought some Curderoy pants a week before that fit me really snug so I wore those babies.Everything went according to plan until she dropped her phone in the Bistro.Being the gentleman I am I bent down to pick it up for her.
WRRROOOSH
My new pants split at the crotch seem.
Did I mention that I didn't wear any underwear because they were tight in the first place.
WRRROOOSH
My new pants split at the crotch seem.
Did I mention that I didn't wear any underwear because they were tight in the first place.
MiamiPetey: I once met once with a lady who invited me to have coffee with her.Well I just bought some Curderoy pants a week before that fit me really snug so I wore those babies.Everything went according to plan until she dropped her phone in the Bistro.Being the gentleman I am I bent down to pick it up for her.
WRRROOOSH
My new pants split at the crotch seem.
Did I mention that I didn't wear any underwear because they were tight in the first place.
WRRROOOSH
My new pants split at the crotch seem.
Did I mention that I didn't wear any underwear because they were tight in the first place.
OMG....
a true story
this summer in Venice, as you know we do not use the bus, for move inside the ancient city we get a big large boat named vaporetto , well a bloody sunday morning it was very crowded a man get in curiosity for a strange lone fish, for to see it better beind over the boat fance, but sudden he lose the hat, a furios angry growned in him, and starting to fight with other ppl, whose lought and snortly,during the furios battle he losed the sunglass the denturies the left shoe, when ppl calm down him, he desperately begin to seek his cell.......but as you can the cell was fall down in water, too late for restart fight police was already on board, they ask him what happen sir? well all cause is in a strange lone fish.
actually he is still in the ancient venetian jail S.Maria Maggiore looking through the barreled window for that bloody lone strange fish.
this summer in Venice, as you know we do not use the bus, for move inside the ancient city we get a big large boat named vaporetto , well a bloody sunday morning it was very crowded a man get in curiosity for a strange lone fish, for to see it better beind over the boat fance, but sudden he lose the hat, a furios angry growned in him, and starting to fight with other ppl, whose lought and snortly,during the furios battle he losed the sunglass the denturies the left shoe, when ppl calm down him, he desperately begin to seek his cell.......but as you can the cell was fall down in water, too late for restart fight police was already on board, they ask him what happen sir? well all cause is in a strange lone fish.
actually he is still in the ancient venetian jail S.Maria Maggiore looking through the barreled window for that bloody lone strange fish.
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I ate few slices of bread with cheese and vegetables
The telepone rang and a collegue needed some papers ASAP.
so I flew to him with the papers under my arm and didn't look in the mirror first....
Now this collegue is a very devilishly handsome man from the Antilles. And a charmer first class...
He smells so nice and so I gladly interrupted my lunch for that because I take every chance to talk to him.
hahaha
I rushed through the building...and found him in the yard, talking and smoking with a few others.
I looked at him, give him my biggest smile and he told me...
I hope I didn't interupt your lunch....but you can finish here...
huh?
there was a big piece of spinach between my teeth....
no need to say I'l be avoiding him for a while...