A rooster had plans to get laid before ten that night. His friend was with him and they hit all the chicken bars and all the chicken dance places......with no luck at at all. The friend asked the rooster what his plans were for the rest of the evening before ten to get laid.....The rooster said,"well! If something doesn't come to mind soon....I'll just have to wing it!"
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