NATIONAL ANIMOSITY ( Archived) (4)

Two Englishmen boarded a flight out of London after the Rugby World Cup.

One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Paddy got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Englishmen .

After take-off, the Paddy kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Englishman in the window seat said, "I think I’ll get up and get a beer."

"No problem," said the Paddy , "I’ll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Englishmen picked up the Paddy ’s shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other AEnglishman said, "That looks good, I think I’ll have one too."

Again, Paddy obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Englishman picked up the other shoe and spat in it. Paddy returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, Paddy slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?




This spitting in shoes and pis#ing in beers?"

Ye Pat,
How long must this go on?
The telling of Paddy jokes???

Just kidding!

Figure it out Paddy won