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Sigier7eMorganfield, Kentucky USA1 Threads 26 PostsI am clueless. This is just my way of coping with boredom at the moment.
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Sigier7e: I am clueless. This is just my way of coping with boredom at the moment.
Hello bored clueless person!
Post some blonde jokes and this thread will take off!
(PS: it would be a grave mistake to listen to me!)
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Blonde and brunette are walking along the beach and the brunette says "Aw......a dead bird" - blonde looks UP and says "Where?"
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NCC1968: Blonde and brunette are walking along the beach and the brunette says "Aw......a dead bird" - blonde looks UP and says "Where?"
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invinciblemuse: Hello bored clueless person!
Post some blonde jokes and this thread will take off!
(PS: it would be a grave mistake to listen to me!)
Post some blonde jokes and this thread will take off!
(PS: it would be a grave mistake to listen to me!)
You ask for a blonde joke you got one A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
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desmond: You ask for a blonde joke you got one A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
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Another blonde joke
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382".
"Wow!" said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382".
"Wow!" said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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desmond: "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
An neither realized it was a CONVERTIBLE
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desmond: can I have my dog back?"
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Sigier7e: grazie
Prego! Seems like the boys have run out of blonde jokes - you turn now!
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Did you hear about the blonde who had a grudge against the local airport?
She bought a return ticket to Vancouver and didn't come back.
She bought a return ticket to Vancouver and didn't come back.
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invinciblemuse: Prego! Seems like the boys have run out of blonde jokes - you turn now!
Sweetie I could go on all night with blonde jokes A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another.
Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you Lord?"
The voice replied, "No ... this is the Ice-Rink Manager...."
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Sigier7e: what do you propose I do?
Guess I could spend the rest of the evening engaging you in some harmless and flirting.
Guess I could spend the rest of the evening engaging you in some harmless and flirting.
Hehe, you think you could?? Go on then, engage me!
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Two blondes walk into a Bar.....you'd think the second one would have seen it, or something.
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invinciblemuse: You reckon I scared him? Already?? I haven't even done anything yet!!!
Sweetie I do not scare easy so please flirt with me beautiful.
And I post another blonde joke A blonde is driving home and she gets caught in a really bad hailstorm. The hail is as big as tennis balls, and she ends up with her car covered with large dents. So the next day she takes her car to the repair shop.
The shop owner, seeing she is blonde, decides to have a little fun. He tells her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe, really hard, and all the dents will just pop out.
The blonde drives home, gets out of the car, gets down on her hands and knees and starts blowing into the tail pipe.
Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happens.
Meanwhile, her roommate, also a blonde, comes home and asks,"What in the world are you doing?"
The blonde car owner tells her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the hail dents to pop out.
Her blonde roommate rolls her eyes and says, "Hell-OOOO! Don't you think you should roll up the windows first?
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here muse.
or are these better?still bored then..hi there..
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