Pretend the poster above you is a car ( Archived) (35)

Sep 29, 2010 6:11 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
you have to write an advertisement to sell the car.
What would your ad say?

Bit 'o' midweek fun and distraction..

bunny
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Sep 29, 2010 6:14 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
celibate
celibatecelibateAuckland, New Zealand10 Threads 3 Polls 175 Posts
A humber 90. Still in good condition. It has been around the clock a few times but still runs well. An import to NZ. Could do with a little cut and polish, otherwise a great runner.
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Sep 29, 2010 6:15 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
opentuit
opentuitopentuitKnoxville, Tennessee USA14 Threads 2 Polls 2,014 Posts
celibate: A humber 90. Still in good condition. It has been around the clock a few times but still runs well. An import to NZ. Could do with a little cut and polish, otherwise a great runner.



She's a Volvo.... safe, reliable, strong.
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Sep 29, 2010 6:17 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
opentuit: She's a Volvo.... safe, reliable, strong.


A bargain at the asking price.

But if you want to do a deal...I'm opentuit.


grin
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Sep 29, 2010 6:19 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
celibate: A humber 90. Still in good condition. It has been around the clock a few times but still runs well. An import to NZ. Could do with a little cut and polish, otherwise a great runner.


In very good condition with low mileage. Been left in the garage for a wee bit too long now and will negotiate offers from considerate drivers.

Jac xxx
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Sep 29, 2010 6:19 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
woodzchick
woodzchickwoodzchickCallands, Virginia USA38 Threads 1 Polls 2,006 Posts
bodleing: A bargain at the asking price.

But if you want to do a deal...I'm opentuit.


A jeep....will climb anything and never wears out.
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Sep 29, 2010 6:31 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
In response to: you have to write an advertisement to sell the car.
What would your ad say?

Bit 'o' midweek fun and distraction..


I'll write one for me...

"A right old banger this one, its cranky and likes to bark at later model cars.
The suspension is shot to pieces on account of it gaining weight, the panels are dented so a cut and a lot of polish might ressurect this once upon a time handsome beast.

This car would suit a person who is not going to take it for drives along the beach or shopping for curtains.

Fairly economical, runs on beer.. mostly.


thumbs up
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Sep 29, 2010 6:33 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
woodzchick
woodzchickwoodzchickCallands, Virginia USA38 Threads 1 Polls 2,006 Posts
DjWabbet: I'll write one for me...

"A right old banger this one, its cranky and likes to bark at later model cars.
The suspension is shot to pieces on account of it gaining weight, the panels are dented so a cut and a lot of polish might ressurect this once upon a time handsome beast.

This car would suit a person who is not going to take it for drives along the beach or shopping for curtains.

Fairly economical, runs on beer.. mostly.


I'll give you a $100.00. laugh You have to deliver to my home.
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Sep 29, 2010 6:33 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
DjWabbet: I'll write one for me...

"A right old banger this one, its cranky and likes to bark at later model cars.
The suspension is shot to pieces on account of it gaining weight, the panels are dented so a cut and a lot of polish might ressurect this once upon a time handsome beast.

This car would suit a person who is not going to take it for drives along the beach or shopping for curtains.

Fairly economical, runs on beer.. mostly.


laugh Doesn´t sound too bad! I have no idea about cars, so I can´t contribute really, but I think most of us here may be second-hand or used cars whatever the make! rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 29, 2010 6:34 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
woodzchick: I'll give you a $100.00. You have to deliver to my home.
Thats the best offer ive had since..... well... Ever!laugh bouquet
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Sep 29, 2010 6:41 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
DjWabbet: Thats the best offer ive had since..... well... Ever!


a Red Ford Mustang with sunroof, great condition, one owner

wine
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Sep 29, 2010 6:42 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
zdeathangelz
zdeathangelzzdeathangelzjacksonville, Florida USA22 Threads 3,743 Posts
dunno no comment help
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Sep 29, 2010 6:44 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
zdeathangelz: no comment

I am an black Audi A3 small yet powerful!

wine
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Sep 29, 2010 6:45 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
woodzchick
woodzchickwoodzchickCallands, Virginia USA38 Threads 1 Polls 2,006 Posts
DjWabbet: Thats the best offer ive had since..... well... Ever!


Can you hold my check? laugh
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Sep 29, 2010 6:45 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
zdeathangelz
zdeathangelzzdeathangelzjacksonville, Florida USA22 Threads 3,743 Posts
lifeisadream: I am an black Audi A3 small yet powerful!


i drive a car like i stole it,i drive them hard and put them up wet wink
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Sep 29, 2010 6:48 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
woodzchick: Can you hold my check?
Awww.. i was hoping you would pay for me in pocket lint, sand dollars or pine cones......



I likes pocket lint...blushing
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Sep 29, 2010 6:49 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
zdeathangelz: no comment


A great white Ford F-2500 Pick up, low Mileage, great tires and air conditioner!

wine
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Sep 29, 2010 6:51 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
woodzchick
woodzchickwoodzchickCallands, Virginia USA38 Threads 1 Polls 2,006 Posts
DjWabbet: Awww.. i was hoping you would pay for me in pocket lint, sand dollars or pine cones......
I likes pocket lint...


Well, I can do pine cones if you want to...got a bunch in the yard and woods. No pocket lint, though. Have to warn you...all my vehicles are subjected to mud. laugh
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Sep 29, 2010 6:52 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
zdeathangelz
zdeathangelzzdeathangelzjacksonville, Florida USA22 Threads 3,743 Posts
lifeisadream: A great white Ford F-2500 Pick up, low Mileage, great tires and air conditioner!


rough and rugged,you can pound them into the ground and they will still run grin
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Sep 29, 2010 6:53 PM CST Pretend the poster above you is a car
woodzchick: Well, I can do pine cones if you want to...got a bunch in the yard and woods. No pocket lint, though. Have to warn you...all my vehicles are subjected to mud.
Hilarious!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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