A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley: (3)

> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
> play together.
>
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog
> and began to sink.
>
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
> get the farmer for help!
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm,
> he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to
> town with the only tractor.
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a
> length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see
> the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the
> loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's
> bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
> powerful bike, rescued the horse!
>
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> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
> farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
> Buddies, Best Pals.
>
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,
> he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the
> large puddle.
>
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down
> thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
>
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and
> out, saving his life.
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> The moral of the story?? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)
>
> 'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To
> Pick Up Chicks!