Old Sea Story (13)
Good one.
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wanna change?
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Am just glad there were not on a battleship......they carry 2000 men.....
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HJFinAZ: There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspectedhis sailors, and
afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain
suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear
occasionally.
The first mate
responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it
immediately!"
The first mate
went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks
you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."THE MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Someone may
come along and promise "Change",
but
don't count on things smelling any better.
The more things change............................afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain
suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear
occasionally.
The first mate
responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it
immediately!"
The first mate
went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks
you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."THE MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Someone may
come along and promise "Change",
but
don't count on things smelling any better.
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ttom500: Am just glad there were not on a battleship......they carry 2000 men.....
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How do you like your "CHANGE" now??
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HJFinAZ: How do you like your "CHANGE" now??
Depends on Which One!------ This thread is Archived ------
HJFinAZ: There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspectedhis sailors, and
afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain
suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear
occasionally.
The first mate
responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it
immediately!"
The first mate
went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks
you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."THE MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Someone may
come along and promise "Change",
but
don't count on things smelling any better.
afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain
suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear
occasionally.
The first mate
responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it
immediately!"
The first mate
went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks
you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."THE MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Someone may
come along and promise "Change",
but
don't count on things smelling any better.
some changes are god , some are better...and some are even disaster
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eewwww!!! stanky!! 
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Can you imagine CS'ers exchanging underware???
Who would you exchange with?
I will go with none!
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In order to exchange underwear with someone, you have to be wearing some in the first place.
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afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain
suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear
occasionally.
The first mate
responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it
immediately!"
The first mate
went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks
you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE
STORY:
Someone may
come along and promise "Change",
but
don't count on things smelling any better.