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Oct 17, 2010 9:10 AM CST Not quite perfect
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.


With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a father who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the father and asked for permission to marry one of them.


The father simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." beer


The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the father asked for the man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The father nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the father again asked how things went.


"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."
The father nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.


The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." applause
So they were wed right away.

Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the Ugliest, most pathetic child you can imagine.
He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.


"Well," explained the father...
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell....
pregnant when you met her."


doh
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Oct 17, 2010 9:12 AM CST Not quite perfect
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
laugh laugh laugh

Jac xxx
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Oct 17, 2010 9:12 AM CST Not quite perfect
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
laugh laugh laugh

Jac xxx
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Oct 17, 2010 9:13 AM CST Not quite perfect
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Oct 17, 2010 9:20 AM CST Not quite perfect
plainlyjune
plainlyjuneplainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines12 Threads 2 Polls 8,175 Posts
mwahahahahaa!!
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Oct 17, 2010 9:21 AM CST Not quite perfect
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 17, 2010 10:34 AM CST Not quite perfect
Desertguy49
Desertguy49Desertguy49South Western Desert, Arizona USA7 Threads 2,259 Posts
uh oh It'd be time for a real quick annulment before the statute of limitations runs out... rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 17, 2010 10:57 AM CST Not quite perfect
well,that 'splains things!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 17, 2010 10:59 AM CST Not quite perfect
JimNastics: An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a father who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the father and asked for permission to marry one of them. The father simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the father asked for the man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The father nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the father again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."
The father nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away.

Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the Ugliest, most pathetic child you can imagine.
He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the father...
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell....
pregnant when you met her."
laugh laugh
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