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Nov 2, 2010 6:13 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
If all brides are beautiful, where the f**k do ugly wives come from?.............confused confused
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Nov 2, 2010 6:14 AM CST where do they come from?
plainlyjune
plainlyjuneplainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines17 Threads 2 Polls 11,809 Posts
i'll sit this one out wink
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Nov 2, 2010 6:15 AM CST where do they come from?
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK64 Threads 10,005 Posts
grin ello stranger.

We ugly peoples need loving too...tongue
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Nov 2, 2010 6:15 AM CST where do they come from?
equiya
equiyaequiyaunknown, Ontario Canada2 Threads 6,007 Posts
UpYourViva: If all brides are beautiful, where the f**k do ugly wives come from?.............


where do they come from? their mother's womb off course!
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Nov 2, 2010 6:16 AM CST where do they come from?
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK127 Threads 7 Polls 21,446 Posts
frustrated ... oh why oh why was this not a picture thread .....laugh
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Nov 2, 2010 6:16 AM CST where do they come from?
Vetri32
Vetri32Vetri32Singapore, Central Singapore Singapore2 Threads 480 Posts
UpYourViva: If all brides are beautiful, where the f**k do ugly wives come from?.............

blow me - i thought the ugly ones come from Uglyland up u\in the ural mointains surrounded by the Baltic sea , they all harbvest caviar with thier tittiesdancing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:17 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
Amity: ello stranger.

We ugly peoples need loving too...


your far from ugly darling....your a honey gggrrrrrr.......banana banana
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Nov 2, 2010 6:18 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
RDM59: ... oh why oh why was this not a picture thread .....


we could have put all our ex wives on here...........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:19 AM CST where do they come from?
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland326 Threads 16 Polls 15,017 Posts
UpYourViva: If all brides are beautiful, where the f**k do ugly wives come from?.............


Research shows that there are enzymes in wedding cake which begin a chemical process in a woman. Over time her most powerful drive will turn from sex to chocolate increasing her size and changing her beyond recognition!professor

hole
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Nov 2, 2010 6:19 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
equiya: where do they come from? their mother's womb off course!


my mothers womb had a window..I had a womb with a view......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:20 AM CST where do they come from?
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK64 Threads 10,005 Posts
Godsgift: Research shows that there are enzymes in wedding cake which begin a chemical process in a woman. Over time her most powerful drive will turn from sex to chocolate increasing her size and changing her beyond recognition!


Omg your picture is da bomb rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

But other than that whata crock rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:20 AM CST where do they come from?
sideshowbob
sideshowbobsideshowbob1st house on the left, Tasman New Zealand3 Threads 560 Posts
I'll take the 5th amendment (NUFF SAID)
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Nov 2, 2010 6:23 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
Godsgift: Research shows that there are enzymes in wedding cake which begin a chemical process in a woman. Over time her most powerful drive will turn from sex to chocolate increasing her size and changing her beyond recognition!



I always find it quite strange that when i look at some of the beautiful girls i went to school with how suddenly they have changed and the ugly girls have become the better looking....God has an amazing sense of humour......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:23 AM CST where do they come from?
invinciblemuse
invinciblemuseinvinciblemuseDresden, Saxony Germany48 Threads 4 Polls 8,739 Posts
UpYourViva: we could have put all our ex wives on here...........


What - as in before and after pictures??

Wouldn't that just highlight what degree of wear and tear any future wives would have to expect from you and scare possible candidates off?? confused

tongue
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Nov 2, 2010 6:24 AM CST where do they come from?
equiya
equiyaequiyaunknown, Ontario Canada2 Threads 6,007 Posts
UpYourViva: my mothers womb had a window..I had a womb with a view......


really? lucky you. did you sometimes look out when you were in there? what did you see?
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Nov 2, 2010 6:26 AM CST where do they come from?
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland326 Threads 16 Polls 15,017 Posts
invinciblemuse: What - as in before and after pictures??

Wouldn't that just highlight what degree of wear and tear any future wives would have to expect from you and scare possible candidates off??


I think the secret is to trade in your wife every time you trade in your car!idea
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Nov 2, 2010 6:27 AM CST where do they come from?
equiya
equiyaequiyaunknown, Ontario Canada2 Threads 6,007 Posts
UpYourViva: I always find it quite strange that when i look at some of the beautiful girls i went to school with how suddenly they have changed and the ugly girls have become the better looking....God has an amazing sense of humour......


I have noticed that too with some ugly boys I knew when I was younger. they are now older and good looking.
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Nov 2, 2010 6:27 AM CST where do they come from?
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK127 Threads 7 Polls 21,446 Posts
UpYourViva: we could have put all our ex wives on here...........


Now there's an idea .... a wedding photo picture thread.

laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:28 AM CST where do they come from?
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK64 Threads 10,005 Posts
RDM59: Now there's an idea .... a wedding photo picture thread.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thats actually a really good idea
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Nov 2, 2010 6:28 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
invinciblemuse: What - as in before and after pictures??

Wouldn't that just highlight what degree of wear and tear any future wives would have to expect from you and scare possible candidates off??


Im doing a line up as we speak, eenie meenie minee mo...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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