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Nov 2, 2010 6:41 AM CST where do they come from?
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK64 Threads 10,005 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i snorted
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Nov 2, 2010 6:42 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
Amity: good point....not sure i could do with having things hanging that can not be supported by a bra.


throw them over each shoulder and you can play a camel in the christmas play.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:42 AM CST where do they come from?
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK64 Threads 10,005 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:44 AM CST where do they come from?
Raynew1959
Raynew1959Raynew1959Barrington, New Hampshire USA146 Threads 3 Polls 3,040 Posts
sideshowbob: I'll take the 5th amendment (NUFF SAID)


I'll take a 5th period






































5th of whiskey rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:44 AM CST where do they come from?
Raynew1959
Raynew1959Raynew1959Barrington, New Hampshire USA146 Threads 3 Polls 3,040 Posts
Amity: ello stranger.

We ugly peoples need loving too...


You are far from being uglyhug bouquet grin
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Nov 2, 2010 6:45 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
How did we get from ugly wives to tits or are we talking ugly husbands now........rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:46 AM CST where do they come from?
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia62 Threads 15,338 Posts
Raynew1959: I'll take a 5th period5th of whiskey



Preparing for the Christmas festive season...?????wink
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Nov 2, 2010 6:46 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
Raynew1959: You are far from being ugly


I totally agree one hot chick is our Amity......thumbs up thumbs up
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Nov 2, 2010 6:47 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
Merriweather: Preparing for the Christmas festive season...?????


basting the turkey............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:56 AM CST where do they come from?
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia62 Threads 15,338 Posts
UpYourViva: basting the turkey............



rolling on the floor laughing Tell me more tell me more.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Retract... perhaps I really dont want to know... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 6:58 AM CST where do they come from?
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland152 Threads 1 Polls 13,316 Posts




If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

dancing dancing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 7:01 AM CST where do they come from?
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia62 Threads 15,338 Posts
stefonline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.


Good one Steph...rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 7:04 AM CST where do they come from?
UpYourViva
UpYourVivaUpYourVivaBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK14 Threads 645 Posts
Merriweather: Tell me more tell me more....

Retract... perhaps I really dont want to know...



Well first you rub it with a little oil, make sure the breasts are nice and firm then you stuff it............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 2, 2010 7:10 AM CST where do they come from?
Merriweather
MerriweatherMerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia62 Threads 15,338 Posts
UpYourViva: Well first you rub it with a little oil, make sure the breasts are nice and firm then you stuff it............
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I see you practice regularly ...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



on a serious note tho... thanks for the fun tonight... It's my zzzland time...

Catch you next time... cheers...wave
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Nov 2, 2010 7:16 AM CST where do they come from?
Amity: ello stranger.

We ugly peoples need loving too...
lol&jilted&dirty old men lol.
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