THE THEORY OF INTELLIGENCE (12)
Its almost 2 weeks since i had a beer, Ill have to test that out soon 
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trish123: Its almost 2 weeks since i had a beer, Ill have to test that out soon
Well after 2 vodkas your argument sounds convincing-
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tomcatwarne: Well after 2 vodkas your argument sounds convincing-
And I spleak bettel well English...
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You two make it obvious that I need to test the theory even sooner than soon
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Serpenta_Manon: And I spleak bettel well English...
you were speaking english, I was on google translator
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Now I know why I am the greatest after a few beers.
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patmac: I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,
excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always
feel smarter after a few beers.'
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,
excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always
feel smarter after a few beers.'
hehehe..I guess as good as any other excuse to drink..
although I don't..
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iamwhoiamyousee: hehehe..I guess as good as any other excuse to drink..
although I don't..
Shame, when you get up in the morning you do not have the same pleasure as I have ......I know I am going to get better although I don't..
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YAY! for beer 
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patmac: I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,
excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always
feel smarter after a few beers.'
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,
excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always
feel smarter after a few beers.'
But then you fall asleep
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sophiasummer: But then you fall asleep
And snore...
Hi Sophia
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'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,
excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always
feel smarter after a few beers.'